Bæ💙: Where are you??
Love💜: I just got out the changing rooms, I think im going to maccies with Marcus x
Bæ💙: Okay x
Me and my brother sat in the car singing Dave until he turned down the music.
"Oi?" I questioned. "I love that song..."
"Cool." He smiled at me. "Guess who's coming to visit?"
"Who?"
"MUM AND EMERALD!"
"YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING?"
He grinned widely shaking his head frantically. "NO NO NO I'M DEAD SERIOUS!"
"OH SHIT I MISSED THEM SO MUCH, I THINK I JUST SHITTED A TEAR."
"What?"
"Hi, What can I get you." The drive thru person asked. I let Marcus order his boring Big Mac meal with a vanilla milkshake and an apple pie. I pushed his big ass head out the way watching his face turn appalled, I leant over to the speaker.
"Hey can I get a two piece chicken nugget, no meal, a cheeseburger oh make that two, two large fries, 6piece cheese dippers two apple pies, a galaxy caramel mcflurry and two chocolate milkshakes."
Marcus stared at me confused as we pulled away and to the paying station. "Hungry?"
"It's for Jude and I."
He laughed, "You're both gonna eat all that between you?"
I nodded as he pulled out his phone to Apple Pay.
"I'll transfer you the money and yeah we will!"
He shook his head. "It's calm."
I did it anyway.