a/n reminder to stay hydrated! and rest well!!
failed catfish:
idk why but
i kinda pictured you with
longer hair
(imagine you have short hair in this)
you:
huh
failed catfish:
oh nothing
nothing at all 🙃
you:
okay weirdo
what's the occasion?
failed catfish:
just thought i'd grace you with
my presence
feel graced yet?
you:
nope.
failed catfish:
hang on
it usually takes a moment
aaandddd
you should be
feeling it
riiiight
abouuut
now
you:
oh
you're right
i'm feeling it rn
failed catfish:
told ya!
you:
so i'm moving today
just boxed up all my belongings
failed catfish:
shit now way
how come?
you:
the land lady raised the prices
which i think an abysmal choice
seeing as the prices don't match
the place at all!
like the places is small as so my
am i having to pay 300 bucks
more?
failed catfish:
damn
is the place really that small?
you:
kitchen living area and bedroom all
in one
the only good thing about it was
the bathroom was alright.
failed catfish:
ah okay
so where are you moving to then?
you:
my friend and i are moving in together
failed catfish:
oh, really?
which one? hanbi or the other one?
you:
yeah
the new place is a major upgrade
wait what
failed catfish:
oh
OH
SHIT
FUCK
HOW YOU YOU DELTE
OMG NO HOW SO YOU DELETE
SHIT
SHIT
OKAY
YOU SAW NOTHING
you:
i can still see your message yk
it doesn't delete for both parties
read
failed catfish:
NO
YOU SAW NOTHING
NOTHING
stalker?:
soooo
how was your day?
mines was great!
oh would you look at the time!
guess i have to go now!!
ttyl!!
"What. The. Fuck." You uttered dropping your phone.
"That's the last of them." Ian stated, walking back into the cramped space you had called home. "Hey I was thinking, we should grab a cake or something as like a welcome home- what's wrong?" He asked picking up your phone, handing it back to you.
"Um...I...wannabe Mingyu knew Hanbi's name..." You spluttered. "I've never mentioned either of you by name...and after he said it he freaked out...Oh and he also said something about my hair...."
Ian's expression fell into concerns. "Let me see," he spoke as he moved closer. You unlocked your phone showing him the messages. "Maybe it's someone we know? It could be somone from class?"
"I have our classmates number, the class groupchat remember? It just a coincidence right?" You asked, hoping for reassurance.
You shouldn't have.
This was Ian.
"What if he's tracked yo number or something and is now stalking you?"
"IAN!" you exclaimed smacking his arm.
"And now you've told him you're moving." He teased.
"This isn't funny." You huffed snatching your phone back.
"You're right, sorry." Your friend apologised. "He's not smart enough to do so. You should be carful though, you never know he may be spy- Okay. I'll stop now."
"I hate you....so much. I really do."
"We both know you love me,"
"Shut up."