genshin chat fic

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chat fic with kazuscara centric kys jokes will be made as well as joking homophobia (repost from my ao3, iwri... Více

gay ppl basically
this chat fic is so gay barfs
childe slander is best slander
childe is actually hot tbh
who is dating who basically
uhm insert very cool chapter title
kazuha is *NOT* mean
venti baddie arc ig
no one cares about ventis ideas + angst
childe slander bla bla chongyun stuck in a tree bla bla the usual yknow
tiny tiny thing.
A/N
reconcile
so like u ub uhm udk

monarose i love them

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kazuha: if i'm being honest i despise this chat

venti: WHAT

hu tao: kazuha has finally snapped (real not fake) (police was called) (coffins are 40% off for any casualties)

venti: that hurt

venti: i have blamed and will always blame this shit on YOU. @ scaramouche

scaramouche is online

scaramouche: i actually didn't do anything this time

venti: HOW.

scaramouche: idk

scaramouche: just ask him what's wrong or something

scaramouche: not my problem

scaramouche: i guess

venti: WHY DO YOU HATE IT HERE

keqing: who wouldn't

rosaria: you're alive?

keqing: says you

rosaria:...

kazuha: it's because you guys won't shut the fuck up

yanfei: oh

xingqiu: why are people who barely show up in chat so active right now

Baal: it's because the author ran out of ideas so they decided "why not write random characters that have barely spoken so far just say random words".

xiangling: what

baal: what

scaramouche: i thought you left.

scaramouche: fuck off

baal: :(

baal is offline

kazuha: this is what i mean, stop talking in chat so much.

venti: mute the chat

kazuha: i fucking cant you're the one who removed that feature twinker bell

venti: WHAT

scaramouche: haha twinker bell go dance on a leaf

venti:...

gorou: kazuha calm down it's not that deep

kazuha: zip your mouth gorou idc about your dumb opinions dumb golden retriever ass

scaramouche: chill out kazuha

kazuha: ok

venti: THATS ALL YOU HAD TO SAY.

scaramouche: yeah

scaramouche: why

venti: YOU COULDVE SAID THAT BEFORE HE COMPLETED BEAT ME UP VERBALLY

scaramouche: oh well.

scaramouche: that's your fault bozo. 

venti: what-fucking-ever.

venti: anyways.

venti: guys i need help on my science work

venti: pls someone help me

sucrose: i can help you if you need it venti!

venti: thank you sm sucrose you're a life saver

sucrose: don't worry about it venti

mona: boooo

mona: get away from my gf

venti: i don't like ur gf like that i'm gay

mona: yes but still she's 100% mine you'll corrupt her

mona: so i don't want you communicating with her

mona: or i'll eat your intestines

sucrose: oh well i guess i can't help you venti

venti: i'm scared

xiao: oh

venti: XIAO PROTECT ME PLS

xiao: since sucrose isn't allowed to help you with it

xiao: i can help

venti: THANK YOU XIAO ILY

venti: literally the best bff on this planet in your faces losers

xiao: :)

venti: :)))

mona: gay gay homo ew

venti has changed one user

get away from my gf: uh.

get away from my gf: this is why your crush doesn't like you

venti: no he does he just doesn't know it

get away from my gf: sure sure

xiao: oh? you have a crush venti?

venti: HEYYY XIAO :))))))))

xiao: heyyy venti

venti: you didn't see that!!!!!!

xiao: okay

venti: byeeeeee xiaooooo

xiao: byeeeeee ventiiiii

xiao is offline

get away from my gf: what the hell was that

venti: i love him

get away from my gf: yeah i can tell fucking stick

venti: y r u so mean to me

get away from my gf: ig it runs in the family

get away from my gf has changed one user

twink: how can you do that

twink: mona what the fuck

scaramouche: HAHAHA

scaramouche: deserved

twink: you're laughing as if you're any different

scaramouche: i will throw you down the stairs the next time i see you dumbass

twink: is that a threat

scaramouche: it's a promise

twink: oh no so scawie :((

scaramouche: yeah it will be

scaramouche is offline

twink: wait

twink: fuck

twink is offline

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