Incorrect Quotes and Oneshots...

By Masquerader_01

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Basically a collection of oneshots and stuff. Featuring the SAARC countries (because they're underrated and n... More

The characters!
Prologue
Knowledge
Butterfly
An Amazing Movie
The Six Magic Words
Insomnia
I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL-
When you get an acronym wrong (part one)
I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN
Happiness Dust
Questions
A Wonderful Idea
Why
A Matchstick
<insert an appropriate title :3>
ABCDEFGHIJK
WHERE WERE YOU
Immune to ghosts
Oof
I started seeing someone
Call me
WE HAVE YOUR CHILD
If a snake bites me and I die-
What is the dumbest thing you've ever done?
I WILL ASK EVERYONE-
How to apologize (Part 1!)
How to apologize (Part 2!)
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! (To India and Pakistan)
(insert appropriate title :3)
One of the luckiest scenes in history
<insert appropriate title :D>
My love for you is like-
Don't tell me to-
More questions
A very confident driver
<insert appropriate title TwT>
A horrible nightmare
A silly chapter I wrote-
How to tell the time
Money
Ways to die-
Suggestions?
Or they could do that-
Suggestions pt. 2
KNOIF
Good vibes
Whodunnit?
What's up?
WAIT, WHAT-
<insert appropriate title>
EVEN BETTER
The continuation to WE HAVE YOUR CHILD
Truth or dare?
HONK HONK
Law abiding
BON APETITE
<insert appropriate title>
At the zoo
I can explain-
My time has come
New friend
Raccoon
Cricket stuff
We're missing something
<insert appropriate title :D>
<insert appropriate title :]>
Never judge a book by it's cover
Too late
<insert appropriate title T-T>
HEADS UP

How to find Mr. SAARC

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The SAARC Gang - *is at an event*

Bhutan - That was fun!

Bangladesh - Agreed, bro! And the food was amazing! 

Maldives - Which is why I'm absolutely happy that I came here!

Sri Lanka - Mal, you fell down 2 flights of stairs-

Maldives - I know, but still! What's the worst that could happen, right Mr. SAARC?

*No response*

Nepal - SAARC? *turns around to see no SAARC*

Bangladesh - People, I think we lost Mr. SAARC!

India - *raising eyebrow* Did we lose SAARC or did SAARC lose us?

Pakistan - Forget that- we need to find him. Fast. Anyone has a phone?

Sri Lanka - Wasn't that the reason why he was so morose on the way here? He missed the alarm as his battery was dead, na?

Maldives - Riiiiight.....

Afghanistan - What if we never find him?

Bhutan - What if we're lost here forever?!

Bangladesh - I wouldn't mind, to be honest, because the food-

Pakistan - Arre, calm down!

Afghanistan and Bhutan - *together* DON'T TELL US TO CALM DOWN!

Pakistan - Don't tell me what to tell you!

India - Arre, chup! We'll just go to the announcement center and ask for him, he'll find his way there, and BOOM! Happy ever after!

Maldives - OR, I KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Sri Lanka - You do?

Maldives - *cups his hands together and screams* 2 + 2 IS 5!!!!!!!

SAARC - *appears out of nowhere* WHO. SAID. THAT?!

Nepal - Found him-

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