I logged onto the smp filled with excitement and anticipation. The spawn area isn't all that pretty though-
It was a box made for Tommy since he killed Tubbo bee and refused to apologize or compensate for the damages. It was a heavy stream, I thought they actually fought that day for real.
Turns out it was just an act and Tubbo didn't really mind.
I started talking to my chat saying how nervous I was and start to notice a train of "snitches get stitches" flying through my chat.
I wondered what they were talking about but if someone want to surprise me I don't want to ruin it.
Ignoring chat I sprint and jump around the chunk until Techno join the game.
Immediately telling me to call him on discord.
I read his message out loud and commented: "Ok, no need to be pushy about it!" - giggling in between the sentence.
I called him on my second monitor and get greeted with a monotone 35 years old man voice.
"Hallooooo~"
"Hi Techno, are you going to pick up your date?" - I laughed softly.
"The human GPS is coming, don't worry I got you. Just leave the transport to me."
"Simp." - I laughed.
"Oh you wanna talk about simping??"
"I didn't want to pull this card up just yet but what is your first video again Yrena??"
"My first video...?" - With noticeable confusion in my voice I replied.
cough "Techno old videos compilation" cough - So this is what the "snitches get stitches" about.
"OMG TECHNO!" - I screamed in embarrassment.
"Simp." - He reply with confident.
"And you know what? I have it ready for the viewers to enjoy. Live for everyone Yrena."
"You're so mean!" - I smack my desk while laughing.
"Alright walk up the stair I'm outside the box."
As I looked around the box I see 2 name tags, one is Techno and the other is Carl. Filled with excitement I climb out the box.
"Hi Carl!" - I shifted in front of him.
"I knew Carl was a moneymaker but I didn't expect him to be good with ladies too."
"Animals are always more charming than human." - I exclaimed.
"Good to know since I'm a pig." - He replied which makes me laughed hysterically.
"Anyway Mr.Technoblade, where are you taking me on this fine evening?" - I said with a fancy British accent.
"It's like midday but ok."
"This is why you're single."
"You still simp for me though."
"..."
"Touché."
We both laughed. As Techno get off of Carl he shifted and looks at me.
"Get on."
"On Carl?"
"Ye I said I'll take care off transportation remember?"
"What about you?"
"I'm trying to be romantic... I get made fun of when I don't role play but when I do no one get it..." - He said as he pulled out a leash.
"Ohhhhhh." - I try to hold back my inner scream as I get on Carl.
He put the leash on Carl armor and started to show me around the SMP.
The description was short but I already know most places so I didn't mind. Plus he's Techno, the second most oblivious person on the whole server and that only because Dream is in prison!
Ok I say description but really it just went like:
"This is some loser house."
"This one is also some loser house."
"That one!"
"Is also some loser house."
"And then you have this crater."
"I made it myself!"
"Ok maybe Dream help a little bit but he's in prison, he doesn't need credibility really."
The whole time I just giggled and replied to him with "Mhm." as he "show me around". After all the "loser houses" he walked me through with Carl. He said:
"I don't do this often but since everyone in the server already knows where this place is, I'll show you it willingly..."
I'm assuming that he's taking me to his cabin so I got excited and agreed to the long journey while pretending to not know where we were going.
He couldn't risk taking Carl through the nether so he prepared a horse for himself instead.
"You thought of everything didn't you!" - I said amazed of how coordinated everything is.
"Who do you think I am?" - He chuckled a bit.
"Feels great to have the blade as my guide." - I get off of Carl and shifted at him.
"Yes feed my ego!" - He replied sarcastically as my laughs fill the air.
We started to cruise through the mountains and plains. Getting in boats and paddle across the sea. After a minute or two, I started to see a white field filled with snows.
As we break our boats I started a small conversation with Techno.
"What is all the way out here?"
"Home." - His voice got a bit deeper and softer.
I turned my Minecraft head over to him and shifted. He also looked over but he didn't hold eye contact for long.
Getting on Carl, I followed Techno to his cabin and pretended to be amazed as if I never seen the place before.
"Woooooow." - I shifted and turn my head, pretending to admire the place.
"Ok you simp, no need to pretend, I know you watch all of my streams and videos."
"Shushhhhh." - I slowly shifted over and looks at his character.
"Stop exposing me!!"
"Cipher-bullying people is my entire brand!"
"Did you actually think you'll get to have fun on this stream?"
I shifted and looks at the ground, pretending to be sad.
"One sec, I ran out of water. Entertain my stream Techno!" - I said as I mute on discord.
Techno pov
Omg this is the perfect time to play the video.
"Yrena viewers, open a second tab, if you're on mobile just go over to my stream. I have something to show you~" - I said mischievously.
Rubbing my hands together, I lowered Minecraft window to reveal Yrena first video.
"Let watch together chat!" - I grinned while also get a bit hesitant as it is also my old videos. They were all so cringe but here go nothing.
I click play and started to watch with chat.
"Omg she's such a simp, she even clip me saying 'gg' LOL"
"Yes chat that is me before puberty."
"I was cringe I know."
"Name the horse I just ride, Brick?"
"If someone donate me a 100$ I will lol."
"Ok don't that was a joke..."
"Still give me money though."
"I'm back~"
"Oh hey Yrena,"
"I'm just casually embarrassing you in front of 100k people if that's alright."
"What?!"
"TECHNO WHAT ARE YOU DOING??"
"Showing them how much of a simp you are."
"Techno!!"
"They were bound to know anyway it's literally on your Youtube channel!"
"Can we continue with the tour pleaseeee!" - she whined.
"Alright follow me, I'll show you around." - I replied slightly laughing between the sentence.
As I show her around probably this time, she started a conversation:
"You guys don't have a lot of grass and flowers out here..."
"This is a snow biome what did you think would be here, grass??"
"I know what a snow biome is Techno!"
"It just everything looks so dead."
"Fitting for the blood god no?" - I replied with my voice lowered a bit.
"Even the blood god deserve flowers." - She answered and giggled after.
"Oh I have flowers."
"Don't you worry, I have a lot of roses." - I said sarcastically.
"Not the one you use for fireworks Techno." - she grunted.
"If you like the idea of flowers so much make a flowers field."
"Maybe I will Mr.Techno!"
After she said that she ran into my house and rummage through my chests.
"You're not going to build it here right?" - I asked nervously.
"What the point of it being somewhere else?" - she giggled.
"No stop you're ruining my brand!"
"You don't associate Technoblade with flowers Yrena!"
"Have you even seen the fan-art??" - she replied while judging me by looking at my character and shifted.
"Ok, those are really pretty but it should stay in their headcannon not here on the SMP!!"
"Blood will stain the flowers! A blood god shouldn't be near flowers!"
"Well let change that!" - she said as she give me a poppy she found in one of my chest.
"Pleaseee don't turn it in to dye for fireworks." - She whined.
Looking at her character shifting at me I gave in.
"I give up, do whatever you want I'm too tired for this."
"Yey!"
I watched as she get to work on the field.
"I think Imma end stream now."
"Oh ok, bye Techno chat!"
"Alright buhhhh."
I leave the call sleepy. Yawning my way to my bed, I flop on to it.
"That was fun..." - I mumbled to myself as I scroll through Twitter.
"What the heck is #Techrena..."
"And why it is on trending-?"
I click the hashtag to find dozen of sketch ship art of me and Yrena.
"Oh god that means..." - I immediately check YouTube.
"Yep it's all here alright..." - My Youtube recommendation page was filled with compilation of me and Yrena interacting.
To say I didn't expected this would be a lie, but geez people are fast-
Ah... whatever, maybe I should go get something to eat. Yeah some food would be nice right now.