Incorrect Quotes and Oneshots...

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Basically a collection of oneshots and stuff. Featuring the SAARC countries (because they're underrated and n... Lebih Banyak

The characters!
Prologue
Knowledge
Butterfly
An Amazing Movie
The Six Magic Words
Insomnia
I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL-
When you get an acronym wrong (part one)
I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN
Questions
A Wonderful Idea
Why
A Matchstick
<insert an appropriate title :3>
ABCDEFGHIJK
WHERE WERE YOU
Immune to ghosts
Oof
I started seeing someone
Call me
WE HAVE YOUR CHILD
If a snake bites me and I die-
What is the dumbest thing you've ever done?
I WILL ASK EVERYONE-
How to apologize (Part 1!)
How to apologize (Part 2!)
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! (To India and Pakistan)
(insert appropriate title :3)
One of the luckiest scenes in history
<insert appropriate title :D>
My love for you is like-
Don't tell me to-
More questions
A very confident driver
<insert appropriate title TwT>
A horrible nightmare
A silly chapter I wrote-
How to tell the time
Money
Ways to die-
Suggestions?
Or they could do that-
How to find Mr. SAARC
Suggestions pt. 2
KNOIF
Good vibes
Whodunnit?
What's up?
WAIT, WHAT-
<insert appropriate title>
EVEN BETTER
The continuation to WE HAVE YOUR CHILD
Truth or dare?
HONK HONK
Law abiding
BON APETITE
<insert appropriate title>
At the zoo
I can explain-
My time has come
New friend
Raccoon
Cricket stuff
We're missing something
<insert appropriate title :D>
<insert appropriate title :]>
Never judge a book by it's cover
Too late
<insert appropriate title T-T>
HEADS UP

Happiness Dust

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British Raj - *is silently sitting near a lake in the Spirit Realm*

Ahom - HEY, RAJ! What are you doing?

British Raj - Oh. Hey. I'm doing...nothing.

Ahom - Why are you so gloomy today? Something wrong?

British Raj - I'm not gloomy.....I'm just not happy, that's all.

Ahom - *throws a packet of dust on Raj*

British Raj - What's this.....?

Ahom - HELLO THERE, MORTAL! I'm the Happiness Fairy. What I've sprinkled on you is Happiness Dust!

- Long pause -

Ahom - Now smile, darn it, THIS THING'S EXPENSIVE-

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