British Raj - *is silently sitting near a lake in the Spirit Realm*
Ahom - HEY, RAJ! What are you doing?
British Raj - Oh. Hey. I'm doing...nothing.
Ahom - Why are you so gloomy today? Something wrong?
British Raj - I'm not gloomy.....I'm just not happy, that's all.
Ahom - *throws a packet of dust on Raj*
British Raj - What's this.....?
Ahom - HELLO THERE, MORTAL! I'm the Happiness Fairy. What I've sprinkled on you is Happiness Dust!
- Long pause -
Ahom - Now smile, darn it, THIS THING'S EXPENSIVE-