Authors Warning
You will noticed in just a second that this book actually begins on page 132. Don't be alarmed- this is not a mistake. Don't try to get your money back. You didn't miss anything.
It's just that when I'm reading, I love being smack in the middle of a book. Pages behind me, pages ahead of me. It's too overwhelming to know there's so much left and your only on page 8.
This way, you can read the book for two minutes and if anybody asks you how far along you are you can say, " I'm on 132- and it's really flying. It just sails, baby. "
You'll feel like you're accomplishing something, and I get credit for writing a bigger book. Everyone wins, and it cost nothing.
- Paul Reiser