BAU Groupchat ;)

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basically just a bunch of texts that everyone at the BAU would have :) plus my OC, Charlie is in this! ----- ... More

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By eliseodell

Bau, Quantico

Hotch: Where are we going for dinner?

Charlie: I VOTE CHINESE!!!

Morgan: no!! we've had it 4 times this week.

Charlie: so-?

Morgan: baby girl it's tuesday...

JJ: HI AUNT CHARLIE!

Charlie: oh shit who's this?

Rossi: Charlie, that's Henry. Sh!

Charlie: OH- hi bud! how's school going?

JJ: GOOD! WHY DID YOU CALL UNCLE AARON FRUITCAKE?

Morgan: uh kid, give mommy her phone back-

JJ: WHIS CANDICE?

Charlie: CAN DEEZ NUTS- okay i won't finish that.

Rossi: CHARLIE! He's a kid!

JJ: CHARLOTTE ALEX CASH IM GONNA KILL YOU! 🛌 🏌️‍♂️

Morgan: woah woah woah! what's happening?

JJ: My kid is running around the house yelling "Deez Nutz!"

Morgan: BRO! FOUL!! YOU BETTER START RUNNING C!

Prentiss: she's a runner she's a track star

Charlie: fr. i just went on lunch early- 🏃‍♀️💨

Hotch: Charlie, come back. You have 2 piles of paperwork to finish.

Charlie: um do you WANT me to get killed by ms. lemonhead? i didn't think so fruitcake.

Hotch: I'm not gay.

JJ: Ugh i bet he's one of those guys who call themselves "super straight 🥶🥶🥵".

Hotch: No?

Morgan: damn, we're all getting fired. except we already figured out he's secretly gay for rossi-

Prentiss: HOTCH x ROSSI FANFIC :O

Charlie: "Hotch gazed into Rossi's blue orbs."

Morgan: ORBS- I CANT BREATHJDJFD

Rossi: They're brown.

Prentiss: ROSSI-

Charlie: "Rossi took a scrumptious bite of his homemade bolegnese while staring at the tall, very scary man in front of him."

Morgan: OH GOD-

Charlie: "Wow", said Hotchy-Poo. "This bolegnese is g-g-g-good."

Prentiss- THE STUTTERING-

Rossi: bolognese*

Hotch: Rossi-

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