Bau, Quantico
Hotch: Where are we going for dinner?
Charlie: I VOTE CHINESE!!!
Morgan: no!! we've had it 4 times this week.
Charlie: so-?
Morgan: baby girl it's tuesday...
JJ: HI AUNT CHARLIE!
Charlie: oh shit who's this?
Rossi: Charlie, that's Henry. Sh!
Charlie: OH- hi bud! how's school going?
JJ: GOOD! WHY DID YOU CALL UNCLE AARON FRUITCAKE?
Morgan: uh kid, give mommy her phone back-
JJ: WHIS CANDICE?
Charlie: CAN DEEZ NUTS- okay i won't finish that.
Rossi: CHARLIE! He's a kid!
JJ: CHARLOTTE ALEX CASH IM GONNA KILL YOU! 🛌 🏌️♂️
Morgan: woah woah woah! what's happening?
JJ: My kid is running around the house yelling "Deez Nutz!"
Morgan: BRO! FOUL!! YOU BETTER START RUNNING C!
Prentiss: she's a runner she's a track star
Charlie: fr. i just went on lunch early- 🏃♀️💨
Hotch: Charlie, come back. You have 2 piles of paperwork to finish.
Charlie: um do you WANT me to get killed by ms. lemonhead? i didn't think so fruitcake.
Hotch: I'm not gay.
JJ: Ugh i bet he's one of those guys who call themselves "super straight 🥶🥶🥵".
Hotch: No?
Morgan: damn, we're all getting fired. except we already figured out he's secretly gay for rossi-
Prentiss: HOTCH x ROSSI FANFIC :O
Charlie: "Hotch gazed into Rossi's blue orbs."
Morgan: ORBS- I CANT BREATHJDJFD
Rossi: They're brown.
Prentiss: ROSSI-
Charlie: "Rossi took a scrumptious bite of his homemade bolegnese while staring at the tall, very scary man in front of him."
Morgan: OH GOD-
Charlie: "Wow", said Hotchy-Poo. "This bolegnese is g-g-g-good."
Prentiss- THE STUTTERING-
Rossi: bolognese*
Hotch: Rossi-