Hogwarts & Beyond ~ Wolfstar...

By TheWizardingElf

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Marauders oneshots and headcannons. A fun book of all of the mischief the Marauders get themselves into, and... More

Handwriting
It's McGonagall!
Never Underestimate Fiction
Where Your Loyalties Lie
Muggles!
JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER.
A Moonlit Forest
A Moonlit Forest Part 2
That's the Day I Became a Marauder
Talk with Trouble
In the Afterlife
Afterlife 2
Lily the Queen
A Niffler. Really.
Are you Sirius.
Math
AU
Friendship Through the Ages
Bad Hair Day
Telephone
Try not to laugh
A Morning With the Marauders
Happy Mother's Day!
Avada Kedavra
Kotlc Crossover/ Bad Hair Day Part 2
Snow Coated Common Room
Snow Coated Common Room 2
McGonagall makes The Joke
Rage ~ Wolfstar
Talk With Trouble Part 1
French Headcannons
Wild Goose Chase ~ Jily
Talk with Trouble Part 2
Signal
Hospital Wing
2am + A Small Rant
Questions
Drowning In An Ocean Of My Tears
Cat ~ Jily
Polyjuice
Help
Babysitting
Out of Bed
Wolfstar
Texting
Resident Drama Queen
*screaming*
Babysitting Part 2
Time of Year
Calm Before the Storm
Talk With Trouble 3
Detention
Golden Trio
Writers Block
Detention Part 2
A/N
Babysitting Part 3 + UPDATING CHANGE
Talk With Trouble 4
Halloween Candy
Charcoal Flower Pot ~ Wolfstar
Talk With Trouble 5
Talk with Trouble 6
Talk With Trouble 7
Random Headcanons ~ Wolfstar
Talk With Trouble 8
~ Little Drabbles and Headcanons ~
James Constantly Forgetting He's a Wizard
Crookshanks
Artist!James
~ The End ~

Talk With Trouble 9

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To Everyone:  Is cereal soup? 

Lily: I mean, technically, since it has milk and it's a liquid with solids inside it yes,  BUT technically not since there are no vegetables, broth, meat or anything 

(What do you guys think?)

To Everyone: If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? 

Remus: 

James: 

Lily: 

Peter: 

Sirius: wHy aRE yOu aLL lOokiNG aT mE aGain?!?!

To Everyone: How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

Sirius: Technically, only one if it hit the right spot

James: Really? Which spot? 

Sirius: I dunno, I didn't think that far ahead, ask Remus or Lily. Maybe the eye? 

Lily: That wouldn't kill it, dingbat 

Remus: Perhaps if three or four large chickens suffocated a small elephant, with the right circumstances 

Lily: True. . . or if this elephant happened to have a breathing problem 

Remus: Or happened to be extremely old 

To Everyone: What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?

James: Only one? 

Lily: . . . . . How many do you have? 

James: *pulls five inch thick scroll from his pocket* 

James: *starts unrolling it* 

James: Well, first- 

 To Everyone: If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would it be called?

Remus: Hmm. . . 

Remus: Nut Creme 

James: I mean you can't really beat that 

Sirius: Pounded Peanut Pulp; Potentially Poison to a Percentage of People? 

Lily: Remus' is still better 

To Sirius, from James: How did it feel? 

Sirius: ???

Sirius: How did what feel? 

James: *turns dramatically* 

James: *points towards Remus hugging a cat*

James: To be stabbed in the back? 

Hi everyone! First of all, a special thanks to @AstroCaLunafor their help with this week's update! 

I had far too much fun writing this, the questions were so much fun. For an extended amount of time I literally had a tab open that said "soup definition" so I could find he technicalities of what qualifies as a soup. 

Thank you to everyone who has commented and added this book to reading lists! 

- The Wizarding Elf 

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