LeaderDad added Seventeen and Got7 to the chat.
LeaderDad: Let's see how this goes.
JeonghanMama: Big mistake I tell you. BIG mistake.
S.Coups: Calm down honey it won't be that bad.
DinoBby: SEUNGKWAN TOOK MY BOOK!
Vernon'sAss: You can't read anyway bitch.
S.Coups: I stand corrected.
FreeTheBooty: This should be fun.
ThankYouVeryKamsa: Oh dear.
CaliforniaKing: Oh Jesus.
WangPuppy: I sensed more crackhead energy. I'm here.
L.ABoy: Get yo ass back in this dorm.
Coco'sMom: Ooh more faces! Hi guys! 😊
LeaderDad: Youngjae hyung!
BaseballBby: Hey that's my name too!
CropTopKing: What's going on here?
GiantPuppy: New people. Oh no...
LeaderDad: Mingyu hyung!
GiantPuppy: You're literally older than me-
The8Style: Y'all are interrupting my sleep.
EnglishSoDangerous: Mine too.
Jelly: Oh hey Minghao!
The8Style: Jelly? Ohhh Younghoon! What's up man!
OldOld: Who invited y'all here?
ChrisBrownOppa: Your sister.
OldOld:
JeonghanMama: Um, why the fuck am I a meme?
Vernon'sAss: It's you. Why not?
ThaiKing: Seungkwan let's not do that- let's do worse.
Stressedjawline: Oh God. MORE CHILDREN?!
I'mYourMom: Oh hush. I got gray hair not you.
Quwu: From the atlas~
SunWrap: Take me far~
CaliforniaKing: Leave me reckless~
DKlovesPizza: Off the map~
ChweBoy: That's a beautiful song but on another note, who the fuck are these guys and what the fuck am I doing here?
WooziBoy: I have no idea but I do know that these fuckers owe me an hour of sleep more.
DKlovesPizza: I crave pepperoni pizza :)
JeonghanMama: Come to kitchen dear.
DklovesPizza: Yayyyy!
WooziBoy: Yea now everybody shut the fuck up talking and let me sleep.
HoshiTigerKing: Honey let's calm down.
WooziBoy: I wish. But I'm tired and aggravated and haven't slept in 68 hours.
HoshiTigerKing: Okay let me help you get some rest.
WooziBoy: Gladly.
WooziBoy and HoshiTigerKing have left the chat.
Stressedjawline: Is there anything else that SHOULDNT be happening.
ThaiKing: Hey at least you're not being detained at the moment.
ChrisBrownOppa: Sometimes I question why we're dating-
FineMf: What did you do??
DinoBby: Ooh y'all dating? Aww.
ChrisBrownOppa: Bambam thought it would be a good idea to run down the street naked while yelling EASY!
ThankYouVeryKamsa: Oh my-
FreeTheBooty: Cover your eyes baby.
Stressedjawline: Oh my gosh.
Mwohaseyo: That sounds like a bunch of fun.
LeaderDad: Absolutely not.
Haknyeonie: Pls this is so entertaining.
BaseballBby: Suddenly I feel so secluded.
SunWrap: Likewise.
RealGranolaAppleRaspberry: Eh, let's all join the mile high club.
Haknyeonie: I wish yo dumb ass WOULD try some shit like that.
Quwu: Sunwoo, don't you do it.
FineMf: Eric, no.
RealGranolaAppleRaspberry: This that college dropout music everyday leg day she be too thick~
SunWrap: And my friends are all annoying but we go dumb yea we go stupid~
BaseballBby: This that 10k on the table just so we can feel secluded~
RealGranolaAppleRaspberry: And the vodka came diluted~
SunWrap: One more line I'm superhuman~
BaseballBby: We're literally outcasted here. Tf we supposed to do? Sit here and wait til mom done talkin to her friends???
ThankYouVeryKamsa: I almost cussed-
FreeTheBooty: No no none of that.
DinoBby: Seungkwan still got my book man.
Vernon'sAss: Bro fuck you and that book.
ThaiKing: When I say entertaining-
JeonghanMama: Seungkwan stop bullying the baby.
ChweBoy: I can't get him to stop bullying anything.
L.ABoy: I can't help but feel as if I'm the oldest one here-
OldOld: You probably are. I'm calling you grandpa now.
WangPuppy: Don't do that to my boy.
Jelly: Couples on couples in this mf.
Quwu: And we love to see it! 😊
I'mYourMom: I need a drink.
Coco'sMom: Holy Spirit rain~
CaliforniaKing: Like Seattle~
ThaiKing: Pls I deadass forget half of y'all are actually Christian 😩
CaliforniaKing: I question half of us.
FreeTheBooty: Especially the way my name set up, you wouldn't believe it.
RealGranolaAppleRaspberry: I'm craving salt. Why? I have absolutely no idea.
Haknyeonie: I'm craving sleep.
RealGranolaAppleRaspberry: That can be arranged ☺️
L.ABoy: Adorable omg.
WangPuppy: Cute.
Mwohaseyo: My foot got stuck in the toilet again-
SunWrap:
The8Style: Hey that's me!
BaseballBby: Hyunjae hyung wtf.
ThankYouVeryKamsa: I'm very concerned.
SunWrap: I just got a text from my mom. She really sat here and asked me am I dating someone.
ThankYouVeryKamsa: Choose your words wisely kiddo.
Quwu: As far as she knows, I don't exist. Okay?
SunWrap: Got it.
I'mYourMom: I sense some tension here. As a mother I should know what's going on-
JeonghanMama: ^^^
CropTopKing: Jacob, what's happening?
ThankYouVeryKamsa: I told my dad about who I'm dating and he hates it. A lot.
Stressedjawline: Wait. You're dating someone?
S.Coups: Who are you dating?
FreeTheBooty: Me.
The8style: Aww🥰
EnglishSoDangerous: Pls that's cute ahhh☺️
CropTopKing: Wait. You said he hates it-
GiantPuppy: Explain pls.
ThankYouVeryKamsa: Long story short, he doesn't accept it and he said he doesn't want to see me anymore until I'm ✨cured✨.
JeonghanMama: Oh gosh.
I'mYourMom: I'm so sorry that happened to you honey.
Stressedjawline: Can't believe I'm actually saying this but: I'm adopting you today.
S.Coups: Likewise!🥰
I'mYourMom: As we should.
JeonghanMama: Now you got 2 sets of parents who actually love you 🥰. Your "dad" can sit on a steel dildo.
Vernon'sAss: Okay this adoption session cool and all but-
DinoBby: If you don't get yo pepto bismol bottle shaped ass back here and GIVE ME MY DAMN BOOK!
EnglishSoDangerous: These kids aish-
The8style: Which is specifically the reason we're not having any.
EnglishSoDangerous: Bet.
L.ABoy: Feeling real bad because of how Cobie had to go through that.
WangPuppy: Yea that sucks. But just remember this: gays are powerful. We have literally everything wrapped into one.
Coco'sMom: He said we got ✨gifts✨.
Mwohaseyo: Real off topic but why Yugbam being quiet rn?
I'mYourMom: That is an excellent question.
ChrisBrownOppa: We're free!!!
ThaiKing: Took them heffas long enough.
Stressedjawline: You both are grounded when you get back here.
ChrisBrownOppa: Fool we're grown. You can't ground us.
L.ABoy: I forget you're both actually above the age of 20.
LeaderDad: This is so funny omg.
Mwohaseyo: Hyung, why do you do this?
LeaderDad: It's fun.
BaseballBby: We gain absolutely nothing from this.
FineMf: Let's go cuddle.
BaseballBby: Okay. Maybe some things😊.
FineMf and BaseballBby have left the chat.
DinoBby: Can I have my fucking book?
Vernon'sAss: No bitch.
ChweBoy: Give him the book Boo.
Vernon'sAss: Fine.
JeonghanMama: These are my kids, ladies and gents.
S.Coups: Don't forget the non-binary friends! :)
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Whew this week has been a wild ride! But I made it through! Happy Friday! 😊
Question: What more do you wanna see? This book isn't ending any time soon.
Thanks for reading! 🧡