Obviously, searching "Jens" on Instagram didn't lead me for anything. Except him being dutch, I didn't know anything about his life, not even his last name.
- Lucas, do you think he is handsome ? asked Ralph, my flatmate.
He shows me a picture of a guy on Grindr.
- Hm, yes, I guess.
- What do you mean, you guess ? Either he is handsome, either he is not.
- I don't know, he probably is.
- He says he is not gay, but I don't really believe it. I have a good gaydar.
- What do you mean, you have a good gaydar ? I laugh. What does make a guy gay ?
- Talking to another guy about hooking up, that's pretty gay.
That bugged me for a few seconds. "We had to hook up with our pair, and if we were two guys, in front of everybody"; they were Jens's words. But that probably meant nothing, he said that Olivia was pretty.
- Having a Grindr account is also a good help to know. Look, Liv is calling !
Liv was Isa's best friend, and Ralph's ex-flatmate, before she moved on with Noah, her boyfriend.
- Hey ! How are you two ?
- Perfect, answered Ralph, Lucas is a great flatmate, except that he is really stinky sometimes. Oh, and he had a morning boner yesterday.
- Ralph, shut the fuck up !