shrek and all his emoness was going to a mcr concert cuz its 2008 now when they were actually together still (yes ik they got back together to go on tour this year but still). when he was there he got his ticket and sat in his spot seat b18 next to carl wheezer the eboy. he immediately started to say "heY jiMmYS MoM" started to bite his lip and do other weird cringey eboy things. shrek didnt like this but it was too late to move so he just stayed there. when he finally stopped being weird they talked about emo shit like lip rings and black beanies.
after 37 minutes mcr finally came onstage and performed there hit album the black parade. everyone was screaming when thye played welcome to the black parade. shrek had a lovely time.
when he got home there was a text from obama. it read........
mcr=my chemical romance
