Hello peeps!!

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It's not that your weird, it's just that everyone is normal. 🙅

Some people think that they're funny when in fact they're just plain annoying

Laughing so hard, no noise comes out and you start clapping like a seal. 👏

That moment when you say something stupid just as the room gets quiet. 💬

That mini heart attack when your foot misses a stair.

I'm in a serious relationship with my WiFi. You could say we have a strong connection. 😝

Did you get a haircut?
No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible

That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they grow up.

I don't know about you, but I can always make room in my stomach for dessert, not matter how full I am!🍦🍪

That annoying moment when you show your friend a picture and they start scrolling through the rest.😠

I just don't understand why some snacks are "fun sized"
There's really nothing "fun" about having smaller portions of food.😋

We are best friends.
Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick u up after I'm done laughing at you!!🙊😹

Google: I know everything
Facebook: I know everyone
Internet: Without me, you're all nothing
Electricity: Keep talking fools!

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