It's not that your weird, it's just that everyone is normal. 🙅
Some people think that they're funny when in fact they're just plain annoying
Laughing so hard, no noise comes out and you start clapping like a seal. 👏
That moment when you say something stupid just as the room gets quiet. 💬
That mini heart attack when your foot misses a stair.
I'm in a serious relationship with my WiFi. You could say we have a strong connection. 😝
Did you get a haircut?
No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible
That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they grow up.
I don't know about you, but I can always make room in my stomach for dessert, not matter how full I am!🍦🍪
That annoying moment when you show your friend a picture and they start scrolling through the rest.😠
I just don't understand why some snacks are "fun sized"
There's really nothing "fun" about having smaller portions of food.😋
We are best friends.
Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick u up after I'm done laughing at you!!🙊😹
Google: I know everything
Facebook: I know everyone
Internet: Without me, you're all nothing
Electricity: Keep talking fools!