this is where it all begins...

how. what.

Okay, so this is going to be a rant/stupid school girl thing. If you don't like stupid School girl things, then please exit now thanks.

Okay...so I'm from Colorado. Usually, I'm a jeans and a sweatshirt kind of girl (because it's comfy as fuck and warm as fuck). I'm always cold. It could be 90 outside and I'd still get chilly. I don't know why I'm always so cold, but that leads into my jeans and a sweatshirt wearing.

I take it back, I'm either freezing my balls off, or boiling off my ass. No in between, no happy medium. Wearing a sweatshirt allows for both situations; hotter than hell, whip it off like you're in a Damn strip club. Colder than a witches tit, pull it on like you're going into a pace of worship. 

Today, because I'm stupid, I wore this cute little vest with this cute little camisole, and these cute jeans, and these cute converse. Brought a ridiculous coat that's also cute, because, why not?

I was hot all day. Until my last class. It was freezing balls. But because I was already kind of sweaty, I was even colder.

My boyfriend was a doll. He's all *engages English accent* "here babe, use my coat!" I took it. didn't help. Literally the only thing that made me warm was wrapping up in my coat, his coat, and then having him hold me until I stopped shivering.

Moral of the story: WHY THE FUCK ARE GUYS SO WARM?!

AREN'T WE THE ONES WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO CARRY BABIES? DOESN'T THAT MEAN WE NEED THE HIGHER BODY TEMPERATURE. WHY WAS I STUPID ENOUGH TO NOT BEING A BACK-UP SET OF CLOTHES?

I LIVE IN COLORADO. IT'S JANUARY. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Basically, next time I think I want to look cute for my boyfriend (because let's be honest, he's used to seeing me in jeans and a sweatshirt half the time) just sLAP ME.

*mocks self* I'm gonna be cute today, hurr hurr hurr.

I'm in bed, under like 6 layers of thick blankets...and I'm still cold.

Peace,

Anni