Where do animals go when their tails fall off? Answer: the retail store!
How does a train eat? Answer: it goes Chew Chew!!!!
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He work out his problem with a number two pencil!!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Answer: Ground beef.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he was leaving for collage? Answer: Bison (bye son)
Two mice were chewing on a film role. One was like "I think the book was better."
A farmer in the fields was with his sheep and was counting them. He counted 196 but when he rounded them, he had 200.
If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually around 90 degrees.
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something that I could see myself doing.
Helen Keller walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.
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