Jokes that are actually funny

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Where do animals go when their tails fall off? Answer: the retail store!

How does a train eat? Answer: it goes Chew Chew!!!!

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He work out his problem with a number two pencil!!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Answer: Ground beef.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he was leaving for collage? Answer: Bison (bye son)

Two mice were chewing on a film role. One was like "I think the book was better."

A farmer in the fields was with his sheep and was counting them. He counted 196 but when he rounded them, he had 200.

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually around 90 degrees.

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something that I could see myself doing.

Helen Keller walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.

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