I'm going to turn 18 this July. My mum actually allowed me to get one of my tattoos, but I got the other one with a fake ID. Needless to say, she doesn't know about that one.
Hah, well sure I guess he's kinda hot. But sorry mate, he's got a girlfriend, otherwise I totally would've given you his number. Maybe.
See, the thing is Calum, I do give a shit. I don't know why, but I do. So I'm gonna take this seriously, if you don't mind.
Wait. Can I ask you a question? Why are you so hell-bent on not doing this? I mean, I don't know you. The chances of me ever crossing you are pretty fucking low, and recognising you even lower since I don't know what you look like.
It's not that big of a deal. A few words on a piece of paper never hurt anybody. You don't have to be bitchy about it.