It's A JeCk Life

Chapter 1

So our future group was gonna go back to their guild but had to stop because Jen was covered in blood so they had to stop to clean the blood off of her in a pond

J: that was fun

R: says you

J: well I'm a boss no not a boss the boss

R: well only sometimes

J: what was that punk

R: nothing my love

J: *blushing* I'm not your love

R: whatever

A: quit flirting you two

J: *blushing more* sh-sh-shut u-u-u-u-up

M: ooh someone's blushing

J: am not *stops blushing*

R: aw why did you make her made mad now she's not blushing *pouts*

J: your cute when you pout

Rick blushes

J: oh look I made you blush

S: they are gonna keep flirting till we get back aren't they

A: hopefully not

M: yeah no they are you know how those two are

Cj: how is my favorite people and Pj

J: I feel sick of seeing your face

Cj: well bye uh bye

R: will we ever get used to that

J: I don't know you tell me

They keep talking about random things until they get to their guild

Z: RICKY YOUR BACK I missed you for the month while you guys were away *jumps into Rick's arms*

J: *monotoned* get off of him

Z: oh look the loser is back also

J: *pulls out demon key* what was that b*tch

Z: oh I'm so scared of a key

J: I OPEN THE GATE OF DEMONS AND ALLOW ONE DEMON TO PASS THROUGH I SUMMON THEE DEVIL COME FOURTH AND CLOSE THE GATE

D: what do you want b*tch

J: yeah remember that one b*tch who could not stop sh*tting her pants while crying in the corner at the sight of you or should I say presence of you

D: what about her

J: yeah she be starting sh*t with me

D: *laughs* she's starting sh*t with you the only person who made me scared of my life and I'm immortal nows that's creepy

J: yeah she called me a loser where is everyone

A: where else hiding from the devil

J: oh yeah *chuckles*

R: how are we still friends

J: no f*cking idea :)

M: so devil how did it feel to lose to a girl

D: ashamed of my existence I'm the king of insanity and yet there's a girl who is more insane than I am

J: aw thank you