Animal jokes

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What did the little chick say when his cage broke apart? Answer:Cheap!Cheap!🐣

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes? Answer: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?🐰

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Answer: He heard the ref blow a fowl. 🏀

Why did the chicken say"Meow, oink, bow- wow, moo? Answer: He was studying foreign languages.🐱🐷🐄🐶

What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone? Answer: A golden receiver! 🐶📞

What do donkeys send out around Christmas time? Answer: Mule- tide greetings. 🐐😝🐐😉🐐😜

What do cows read in the morning? The Daily Moos. 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄

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