I was in the locker room this morning and someone brought up girl scout cookies. Everyone wanted some.
I brought up the fact that I had lots of extras and would be happy to sell anyone them for the original price of $4, but I was ignored more than usual. Even my friends ignored me as I offered up the deal.
I just sat there, like a potato.
FYI: From now on, I will be referring to myself a lot as a potato because jewels130 sent me a relatable pic from iFunny for fun that described a relationship with a cute and nice boy and at the end it said that the speaker would never have a cute boyfriend with the quote, "Because I'm an ugly potato."