there once was a old lady she had a husband and he was a billionare then one night he died and the old lady collected all his money and she wanted to live with a man so she went to the bar and announced that whomever has the biggest and longest penis can live with her and be a billionare and the men followed her instrouctions and laid all their dicks out on a table and durind that moment two gay guys walked in the bar and said "oh look a buffet".
