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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

What is faster? Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.

Whenever I find the key to success, someone always changes the lock.

Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.

I let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

How can a man go days without sleep?He sleeps during the night.

If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what do you get? A wet rock.

Why is is easy to weigh a fish? Because it has its own scales.

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