What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
What is faster? Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Whenever I find the key to success, someone always changes the lock.
Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
I let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
How can a man go days without sleep?He sleeps during the night.
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what do you get? A wet rock.
Why is is easy to weigh a fish? Because it has its own scales.