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This girl said she was the biggest Legend of Zelda fan and she has nothing related to Zelda, but an ocarina.

"I'm the BIGGEST legend of Zelda fan." - Gurl

"No, you're not. I know someone else." - Me

"Oh, yeah?" - Gurl

"Yeah." - Me

"Do they have an ocarina?" - Gurl

"No, but she ships ZeLink and Twilight Princess." - Me

"I'm bigger, since I have an ocarina." - Gurl

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