This girl said she was the biggest Legend of Zelda fan and she has nothing related to Zelda, but an ocarina.
"I'm the BIGGEST legend of Zelda fan." - Gurl
"No, you're not. I know someone else." - Me
"Oh, yeah?" - Gurl
"Yeah." - Me
"Do they have an ocarina?" - Gurl
"No, but she ships ZeLink and Twilight Princess." - Me
"I'm bigger, since I have an ocarina." - Gurl