on 23 decemeber obama and shrek got married. the man who marries people was mr clean. "do u take this ogre to be ur lawfully wedded ogre" he asked then obama replied" i do" and with that they were married. thay walked down the isle together and dr phil threw rice with paul blart the mall cop and dr phil yelled at them "take them to the ranch" and got in the car with a just married sign with glass bottles dragging behind them(they all broke within 2 mins btw) and decided to go tour pakistan,,iran and iraq for a honeymoon.
i made the image in my math class lmao
