Ayla (me): Hello!
Percy: Uh...hi?
Annabeth: What are we doing here?
Nico: I was sleeping.
Ayla: Of course you were.
Nico: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
Will: That you are a big sleeper.
Nico: Hey!
Ayla: Well, moving on, today you'll be reacting to these random Mary Sue fanfictions! Anyone know what they are?
Piper: *raises hand*
Ayla: Yes, Piper?
Piper: They're cliché fanfics. Drew has an account on Wattpad, and she keeps searching for Drew x Jason fanfics but keeps finding the clichés. And guess who she complains to? Me.
Ayla: Correct! Now on to chapter 1!
Chapter 1
OMG! I KILLED A MONSTAAAAAH!
Hi, my name is Taco Bella Jacqueline Mia John Jackson, and I'm soooooooooo ugly!
Nico: No.
Ayla: *squeals* THE #NICOSAYSNO HASHTAG IS OFFICIAL!
Grover: Uh, tacos? Can I please eat her?
Percy: No, Grover.
Percy: Wait, JACKSON?!!
Annabeth: I'm not liking this girl. Who says that she's ugly in her introduction?
Piper: Yes, girl.
Jason: I'm out.
Ayla: No, you're not.
Thalia: *runs away*
Ayla: *snaps fingers and Thalia is transported back next to her*
Reyna: -_- she's so...
Hazel: I know, right?
Calypso: I already hate her.
I got up one morning and put on the first thing I saw. I looked in the mirror. I am so ugly! I looked at my beautiful, waist-length blonde hair that was strangely not tangled AT ALL and my sea-green orbs that could change color according to my emotions.
Nico: Have fun wearing the ceiling and your bedside lamp.
Percy: Bruh, I'm still stuck on her last name. Normally, these fanfics...make her...*lowers voice*...my sister.
Annabeth: Should I be concerned on how you know this?
Percy: I have a Wattpad account, duh. And Instagram.
Jason: Girl, no.
Leo: She's an alien.
Annabeth: I know right...
I sighed at my clothes. Stiletto heels, a 24 karat gold super short skirt, and a blinding silver tube top studded with diamonds. Ugh, why are we so poor? I ran downstairs and the elevator doors opened for me. I strutted into the dining room, where my stepdad was making mochi.
Percy: Poor?!!
Hazel: She's wearing so much gold I would short-circuit just being half a mile away.
Leo: I wanna set her on fire!
Jason: *electrocutes him*
Calypso: She's so rich.
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HoO Characters React to A Typical Mary Sue Fanfic
FanfictionIt's just one of those...again. Oh, look, here comes Taco Bella Jacqueline Mia John Jackson! Oops, gotta go!
