Clawing Through the Blocks (A Collaboration with @-PYROMXNIAC)

Chapter 8

After a while, the boys calmed down from their laughter.

Technoblade smacked Tommy on the back of his head, lightly. "Ow- What was that for?"

"For making my tunic dirty!" The pinkette cried out at the stain on his shirt. "But eh, it was all for the clout."

"I mean-" Dream wheezed slightly. "The lyrics were somehow so wrong." He laughed, into which Technoblade blushed slightly. "Never believe the orphan." He proclaimed, pointing to Tommy, who was still wearing the skirt.

Wilbur had taken BeaverDash into the wall Technoblade made earlier and tied her up. "Alright, I do recommend Stampy and Technoblade to interrogate the girl over there." He said as he approached the group. "Woah, Woah, Woah! Why not the dirty crime boy?"

"Shut it, child." Tommy gasped offendedly at Wilbur's remark. "Wha- What? I'm not a child!"

"He's right though," Dream looked at Wilbur. "You're not a child, you're a manchild." The tall British male stifled a laugh. "Jesus Christ."

"Well, it seems only fair. I'm too nice so I can play good cop bad cop." Stampy suggested. "So, you're the good cop?" Techno spoke up. "Yes. I can't be too mean. Even to my enemies."

"What a saint you are, alright, I'll be playing the bad cop role then." The pink-haired man shrugged. Stampy went over to the struggling BeaverDash.

"If you think I'll give up my power, you'll have to kill me first!" She growled.

"I don't want to kill you. I just want to know what you did to my friend Dan." Stampy said nicely. "I don't mind killing someone, just as long as they don't respawn," Techno mumbled, leaning over to the wall and looked at her.

"Even if I tell you where he is you'll be too late." BeaverDash chuckled. "And why is that exactly?" Technoblade was ready to equip his sword once again.

"Because you'll never find the nether fortress, and HitTheTarget would be in the next world by now!" She laughed. Techno looked at Stampy. "Should we go and ask where Dream found the fortress? I mean, he could search for us, there are multiples of 'em."

"But nether fortresses are rare now. I'm not even sure if he searched that far." Stampy said. "It's worth a shot anyway." Techno equipped his sword and pointed it at Beaverdash. "Should I?"

"She's all yours." Stampy said as he turned away from her. "My pleasure." The pink-haired man gave a small chuckle before digging his blade upon the female's figure. BeaverDash poofed into smoke and her inventory fell to the ground. There was a red stone, a crossbow, a shovel, some netherake, and a few arrows.

"Aw, sweet, free stuff." Technoblade snickered and picked all of her inventory up.

"Well now, what do we do?" Mark asked.

"We need to find a nether fortress." Stampy said.

Dream perked up, "I can do it, I've found one in the east." Tommy hummed as he looked up at Dream. "So, the east is... That way, right?" He points at his left. "Tommy, that's the west."

"Well, it's not my fault that I suck at navigations." The teenager scoffed. "So, East is the opposite of the left. And that's the right... Right?" He hesitantly said.

"Yes, my friend. It's right." Jack snickered. "I swear to fuckin' hell if one of you mention the east and the west, I'm gonna blow my brains out."

"Technically, we didn't even ask you to elaborate what's west and what's east, nevertheless, point it out," Technoblade remarked.

"Can we stop arguing and get going? Our friend needs our help!" Stampy slightly shouted. "He's right, we should really get going. Dream, you lead the way, since you've found one of the fortresses," Wilbur looks at Dream. "I mean, sure, why not. I made a path when I marched my way to that place."