156. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐞

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✨WARNINGS✨ - FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHINSAW THAT TOOK ME LONG-
- I had to do the title like that
- sooooo basically you were on a one week trip with your family, and those boys are horny. Fight me
- my two last braincells working together writing this: 👯‍♀️
- Kuroo being Kuroo
- Atsumu being Atsumu
- Oikawa being Oikawa
- yeahhhh.....
- lol there's nothing more....

ℍ𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕒
- yOu WaNnA sEe SoMe ReAl SpEeD?!
- I swear to God this boy shakes his noodle faster than Sonic ever could
- faaaaaast
- but that's not the point
- the point is that he screamed like a lady and fell from his chair/bad I don't give a fuck
- lol he seriously pulled his pants of and threw it at you
- okayyyyyyy
- boy, bye

𝕂𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕪𝕒𝕞𝕒
- lol he doesn't shakes his noodle
- he shakes his milk bag-
- sjdneodneidneoenwoe
- (I should shut my mouth I'm not funny....)
- he stopped his actions and looks
at you like 👁️-👁️
- then you know what follows....
- "BOKE Y/N-CHAN BOKE"

𝕊𝕦𝕘𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕒
- he swore to his mama life, that he will never do something like that
- but 3 seconds later he just shakes his noodle
- we don't know what happened in between
- he doesn't know either
- when you saw him doing his noodle he just wanted to die
- sooooo embarrassing
- can't look you in the eyes for days
- is embarrassed
- still apologized for like 1000000000 times
- still embarrassed

𝔻𝕒𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚
- Daddy has a long and thick dick-
- wtf-
- okay but manly men screams like a manly men
- facts
- I can see the Kirishima jokes in the comments
-  says sorry to you while still having his noodle in his hand
- is calm af
- boy-

𝔸𝕤𝕒𝕙𝕚
- Forgive me daddy I have sinned-
- sksksksksksksksk-
- (I SHOULD GO HOME BYE-)
- I don't need to explain what happened
- he felt from his holy bed on his holy ass while his holy dick was out-
- he screamed like a lady, and loud af
- poor neighbors ears
- poor your ears
- poor ears in general
- it's Asahi... He can't look into your eyes for like..... 3 months straight

ℕ𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕪𝕒
- screams
- very loud
- makes a rolling thunder when he falls from the chair
- "Y/N-CHAN WTF-"
- his soul literally left his body
- bye, this boy passed out of shook
- with his dick out-

𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕜𝕒
- poor neighbors ears pt.2
- poor ears in general pt. 2
- throws random stuff at you
- like books, his phone or his underwear
- the frick-
- lol Saeko came running like a knight thinking something happened
- then she saw 'it'
- yk yk his luxury stick

𝕋𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕞𝕒
- lol remember on the nsfw part that he recorded your moans
- lol he listenes to them while he shakes his noodle
- he's completely lost in his thoughts that he didn't even realized that you stand behind him HEARING YOUR FREAKING MOANS THROUGH THE HEADPHONES AND THE SOUND OF A WET SPAGHETTI NOODLE
- did I mention the girl scream he left when you tipped his shoulder
- he's dead now

𝕐𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕘𝕦𝕔𝕙𝕚
- you see, this boy is completely innocent
- but still a man
- so he trys to do it secretly and calm
- you still found him
- Yamaguchi, I believe in you. But you're not a genius.
- he just did it in his room🤦🏻‍♀️
- he "trys" to do it secretly
- you just stood in the door way
like 👁️👄👁️
- and he passed out of shook
- end of the story

𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕒
- when he realized you're in his room he's like: "Sksbeixneirnskenwo I'm doing Homework"
- yeah SuRe
- he quickly gets his pants on and yets you out of his house, if you said no to his little question ;)
- if you said yes you help him with his homework

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