catfish || dream x reader

loh aftermath

I quickly opened up my obs and started my stream. Almost immediately i got 30k viewers. Too many. The viewers started to add up as people kept coming in.

I still haven't the raid notification so i went to check on AustinShow's live. When i joined, i was greeted with a loud yelling of Austin to go to my channel because there were too many people to raid someone.

That's when i noticed it was over 100k people watching. How the hell did i not notice. It was nerve wracking to the core.

I joined the vc on the discord server that had other mcyters on so there's a chance someone could just join. I then heard the ding that someone joined vc. It was Techno.

"Ah, hey techno!" i said to him as my mic was still muted to stream and it was the screen was still on the opening.
"Hallo," he greeted monotonously
"I'm gonna unmute and open up to minecraft on the stream, is that alright?" i asked
"Yeah sure go ahead" he told me

I unmuted and turned down the music. I changed my screen so it looked at minecraft.

"Hey guys, thank you for the raid Austin" I laughed

I talked to chat for a minute or so. After i changed my attention to Techno.

"So what do you want to do, Mr. Blade?" i asked
"Well, you wanted to see my potato farm right?" he asked
"Yes! Let's go onto hypixel right now." i said really excitingly

I quickly headed into hypixel and went to skyblock. He told me he was going to kick everyone from his island so i can join.

Once he did that, i quickly went to visit his island. When i got there, i was surrounded by double chests. I ran over to where i saw technoblade.

"Do you want me to show you around?" he asked
"Yeah, please i don't want to mess anything up" i laughed
"Alright lets go then"

*-.Timeskip: After the tour.-*

"That was so cool!" i continued
"I never thought i would see it in game" i said with excitement
"Well, i'm glad you liked he" he said
"Let's go head to a multiplayer server now" i said

I clicked on the pre made server that i made before the show. It was a simple vanilla world that we could just play on.

Soon, i saw the words "Technoblade has joined" and quickly ran up to him. I hit him and he hit me back. We both laughed at each other.

"Alright, let's go collect some wood so we can make a house!" i said
"Wood, i cant build," he said
"Remember i do pvp" he sighed
"Tel how about you get materials and i'll build the house?" i asked
"Yeah sur-" he was cut off by the discord ding

I looked over to my discord to check to cane into our vc. No surprise, it was Dream.

"Dream? Why are you here?" I asked
"Nooo reason at allll" he stretched his words out
"Then if you're here for no reason, leave" Techno said
"I'm not doing that." i said sternly

Then i saw in the minecraft chat that Dream joined the game. How the hell did he get the ip? Whatever, drama = clout. We need that clout.

"What are you here for then?" I asked
"Whaaat? I cant hang out with my best buds?" He said
"Mhm? Y/n you can go into creative, right?" Techno asked
"Yeah, what about it?" i asked
"Give both of us full diamond gear, diamond sword and axe, bows and arrows, and a fishing rod" Techno said
"Oh god,,," i sighed

I have them there stuff and went off to the side. I stood and watched them. Another duel? More clout.

"3 rounds, 1v1 battle" Techno said
"Fine, if i win i'll take Wood away for another wedding." Dream said
"That's fine by me," Techno said

I just stared blankly at them. Trying to process what was happening. When it fully process, i almost started wheezing. I muted and leaned into the mic.

"Chat, chat, chat there's another techno v dream duel," i said
"This one screenshot is so much clout in one picture." i said trying not the laugh
"Mods, put a poll on who people will think will win." i asked my mods

The poll opened up and we started getting big counts of votes. The votes were so close together that they kept switching who was first and who was second.
But Dream ended up winning the poll.

*-.Time skip: after two rounds.-*

We're on the last round. And for dramatic reasons, they both have one point. Whoever wins this round, wins this duel.

"Last round, who will win? I wonder who" i sighed
"I better win this," Dream said
"Blood for the blood god" Techno said

I'm just here to watch them for entertainment. I could have probably left at the first round and they wouldn't have noticed. But what's the fun in that.

The duel went on and i couldn't tell what was happening. I just watched the fight and watched them run around. Who the fuck was winning? I don't know.

<Dream was killed by Technoblade>

"Oh well i guess that's the end of the duel." i said
"REMATCH" Dream yelled
"No," Techno said

<Dream has left the game>

"WHY WAS I BANNED?!" He yelled again
"I'm kicking you from the call Dream" I said
"Wait no-" I cut him off by kicking him
"Good idea, Y/n" Techno said
"Let's continue to make our house" i told him

*-.Timeskip.-*

"Alright we're almost done" i said
"What is the last thing?" Techno asked
"We need some flowers and vines" i said
"I think we have those," he ran off

When he came back, he had bone meal in his hands. He threw the vines at me and i started placing them on the house.

The house was complete. A simple house that i mostly did the building for, not surprisingly. Cute house and also has a lot of storage. Not a bad house.

"Y/n, come here" Techno called me over
"Hm? Yeah?" I sprinted over to him
""Here you go," He threw a diamond and a stack of (favorite mc flower) to me

Then i got a ping on discord. It was from Techno.

Technoblade

leave the game and end the stream
it will be dramatic and will get us clout

good idea

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I quickly left the game without saying anything and ended my stream. I looked at the offline chat and it was just a wave of spamming of asking what happened. I started laughing.

"That was a good stream," Techno said
"Yeah! We're gonna gonna get so much clout from this,"
"But other than that, it was really fun playing with you today!" I said
"Yeah agreed," He said
"You live in California, right?" I asked
"Yeah i do,"
"We should meet up some time, it would be nice to hang out." i asked

"That would be nice" he said

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a/n slaps hand over mouth