Random Conversations

Conversation 1

Conversation 1

This one happened during a class at school. Yes, I do have conversations with myself in my head when I'm bored 'cause I'm special like that.

I: hey

Me: Sup

I: Nothing much,you?

Me: Nope, just having sex with your pillow....Oops! Did I say that out loud?

I: Excuse me, bastard.  So you're the one trying to steal MY PILLOW?!!

Me: Yup. What you gonna do about it, punk?

I: I'm gonna come over here and whoop your ass.

Me: Oh yeah? *smirks*

I: Yeah

Me: There's one problem buddy?

I: What?

Me: I'm in your body.

I: O.O I didn't think of that.

Me: *Face palm*

I: Ok, then I'll fight you using words.

Me: Are you stupid?

I: No

Me: You sure?

I: No...I mean yes.

Me: *shakes head* I can't believe you're me.

I: Is there a problem being me?

Me: No, it's just that you're so smart yet so stupid.

I: That makes a lot of sense.*says in sarcastic manner*

Me: Oh you being sarcastic with me, aren't you?

I: No, dip Sherlock.

Me: -_- I wonder about us sometimes.

I: I could say the same thing.

~End of Conversation~

[A/N]: Hey guys. Did you like it? I'm just warning you now, this will get random. Do not say you weren't been warned. Feel free to comment.