Technoblade Oneshots

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Sorry to start with the boring stuff, but it has to be done I think.
Of course, if any of them outright mentions being uncomfortable (and not just saying it's cringe) I will take it down. I'm pretty sure Dream Team expressed being ok with shipping, and of course I'm not writing pedophilia or minor x minor. (also x reader because that's uncomfortable for me to write)
I'm writing the oneshots, but I have a lovely editor who's not on Wattpad. I won't say their discord name because of privacy reasons but when talking about my work whether you like or dislike it, credit my editor for their hard work. I won't tolerate hate on them. They're amazing, and offered to do this out of their own free will.
Another note:
I ship Dreamnoblade but I am a Technoblade stan of this moment. I have yet to get into Dreams content so excuse any mistakes I make and kindly point them out in the comments, it's appreciated.
I do not ship Techno irl, I won't say names because of privacy but I ship either a human version of Techno or his Minecraft skin. If you don't like this please don't read my book, I won't tolerate hate as it's also hating on my editor. It's mostly just the idea of how their characters would look together.

I spend time on these, and some may be longer or shorter. It can depend on the prompt or whether I have writers block. Please remember I have a life too, and can't constantly post.

If you've read to the end of this, thank you. I hope you enjoy the content!

Oh, and also feel free to request oneshots. It may take a while for me to write yours but the more detailed explanation the better. I like knowing who you prefer to be taller, and details like that. I'll write any, but my smut skills aren't very good. Any extreme kinks, such as scat, I won't write. Blood kinks are accepted, but pee and poo are where I draw the line.

These may be regular, they may not. Please accept the fact that I am human, and have things such as school. I get a lot of homework

I'll put a letter next to the title so you can sift through when I have a decent amount done.
D = Dreamnoblade
S = Squidnoblade.
This will be updated if I do any more ships.
Thank you!

Edit: most chapters won't be edited by my editor probs. I'll leave a note when they are

THIS IS SO CRINGE CAUSE ITS OLD LIKE IF I UPDATE IT WITH A NEW CHAPTER ILL PUT (NEW) IN THE TITLE JUST CAUSE