Tell me why Perez Hilton is blocking me please explain this cause I don't recall throwing shade towards him yet?
"Mr. Burt I did my history home work." I said.
"Oh Aqua that's nice but I wasn't even gonna collect it today." he said.
Bruh the day I actually do my home work your fat ass won't be collecting it. What is life?
Joey: sorry I'm not at school yet
Joey: cover for me?
Me: why should I
Joey: bitch cause I said so fuck you mean
Diva: just cover for me
Diva: okay I hope you get an F in class
Me: I already beat you to it
"Aqua give me your phone please." Mr. Burt said.
The whole class just stopped and looked back at me. I got up from my seat and have him my phone.
"You will get it at the end of class."
"Which is in 3 minutes." I said.
"Do you want to get it back at the end of the day?" he asked.
"Then no smart comments."
Me: that sounds so sexual
Calum: cause I wanna get sexual with you
Me: but it's not even Wednesday
Me: Hump Day 🐫
Calum: that emoji tho
Me: boy stop playing you know that's you
Calum: girl staph
Me: that was so gay
Calum: well you know Joey is my boyfriend
Adds Joey to the chat
Me: -new picture message-
Joey: yeah I knew me and him were dating old news
Calqua: I have some meat if you want it
Me: ooh sure I love meat
Jalum: lmfao he's talking about his dick stoopid
Me: wait I thought he was talking about food
Calum: screenshots that
Jalum: post it on twitter
Me: don't you dare
Calqua: too late
Calqua: -new picture message-
Jalum: lmfao I'm dead
Me: time to plan you're funeral I guess
Calqua: want wifi in your casket
Joey: hell yeah and a temperature unit
Me: I'll pack some snacks for you
Calqua: I'm in my free period and this girl just got blood on her seat
Me: I hate Mother Nature
Jalum: I'm pretty sure she hates you
Jalum: do you know that new teacher he's very religious and he hates gay people
Calqua: want me to beat his ass?
Jalum: awe babe you would do that for me
Me: what the fuck is going on
Me: are you cheating on me Calqua
Calqua: wait we go out awesome
Me: no I'm in a very committed relationship with my bed
Calqua: I could be your bed ;)
Leaves group chat
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This book was inspired by @Futuoharry But this is a Calum Hood Fanfiction. It's about a girl named Aqua who randomly pranked texted a random number. The number turned out to be Calum Hood. Calum starts to actually talk to Aqua. He's looking for a f...