>When the author puts a crap load of song lyrics in the chapter.
No One Reads That.
Eg: La la la *skips to the end* la
>I rolled out of bed...
So you're a human wrap? Are you tasty?
>"Well, I'm allergic to peanuts but I'll eat them if you say so."
I'm allergic to this book and I won't even read it if you plead.
>There was one thing she was sure of, her sexy ass boyfriend was a vampire.
Yeah, if my 'Sexy ass' boyfriend was a vampire, I would stay away from him.
Not jump his bones.
This is not TWILIGHT.
>Team Edward or Jacob?
I'm team throw-this-book-into-the-deepest-pits-of-hell. Thank you very much.
>The cheer captain is a mass murderer.
I'm not sure that this is how it works.
>The antagonist is nearly always someone from the popular crowd.
I don't think this needs an explanation.
>"I love you but we can't be together."
"But why not?"
"Because..."
-- *Chapter ends* --
Because what?? Are you trying to kill us?
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Sorry for the long wait but here they are! I'll try to update more but for now this will have to do.
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RandomA small book of: · Overused Dialogues, · Overused Plots, · Overused Everythings. Basically, stuff from books that I've read on Wattpad so far. (Including the lies Wattpad authors tell us) Enjoy! [picture credit goes to original photographer] (let m...
