I was reading this newspaper ask column and found a very relatable idea along with a relatable queation.
The girl was having troubles with a back-stabber. She wrote into the papers, and the answer had a "say something nice, but then something rude to yourself." The example was along the lines of "'I'll get the hot cocoa, and you can enjoy the fire.' Then, say to yourself, 'Preferrably in it.'"
IS THAT NOT RELATABLE?!