Transformers Animated is for real!

I make a terrible key wielder

I threw the card right at the door to the room.

The card land at the corner to the door.

"THERE'S NO REASON TO LEAVE OUT MY LAST NAME AND PUT IN JANE DOE." I lash out. "Ivy Jane Doe is a improper use of Jane Doe. It is used to identify those who do not have names.I told my slagging last name!"

It feels good to lash out my anger.

It has been a long time since I had out my anger.

My stomach rumbles, yet again.

"You better be happy, bossy pants." I said,grabbing a plastic spoon.

I open the plastic lid to the jelly and then dived my spoon into the wibbly wobbly material.I forced myself to eat the horrible hosptital food atfter making digusted looks.After finishing the empty jelly containers I dumped them into the trashcan.The ugly taste in my mouth is not the kind I would want to feel again.

"...And you threw the card towards the door." I reminded myself. "Stupid head."

I take a step forwards letting go of the handle.

Here I go again with this ridiculous sliding.

"Wee!" I cheer, enjoying the absurdity as I could.

 I am pretty sure absurdity is not a word.

S-screaaak went my shoes parking themselves close to the door. I lower myself towards the key reaching out my right arm while keeping back my left to continue resuming some little balance in this situation.The card disappeared before my eyes so fast that I stumbled down to the floor.The card magically reappeared with some green bubbles floating around it. The card had somehow been moved to the trashcan on the floor across from the third leg to the hospital bed. The card is right beside the trashcan, lets get that clear.

On really slippery and remarkably clean floor.

What the scrap?, I thought,when did this deserve weirdy magic?

"I do not recall magic in Transformers Animated." I said.

This time I slide  after the card on my butt.

I slid towards the card while sitting on my butt holding out both of my slagging hands.

"You shall not escape my hands, little rat!" I name called the key determinedly.

I snatched the card  then grabbed the fourth leg to the hospital bed nearly about to fly towards the window.

"Note to self; don't throw the card again when mad." I said, putting the card around my neck feeling the chain coolly rest against my skin.

Now getting back up turned  out to be a challenge. My legs had a big  'figuretive' argument with me whether or not they wanted stand still so I can go brush my teeth. I should have brushed my teeth first before going out to eat but that wasn't my number one priority with a growling stomach.After two minutes; I won the argument with my legs keeping myself still.

"Phew." I said, relieved.

I slid back into the bathroom leaving the door ajar. I came to a smooth-controlled halt in the bathroom feeling relieved. I walk over to the bathroom sink. I grab a toothbrush,squeeze the cap open,then pinch at the sides of the toothpaste's side holding the toothbrush right below. White curly substance with blue dots in it swindled onto the light gray parts of the toothbrush.

I turn the water on to the sink.

I put the toothpaste container behind the rotating things that make the water come on.