Admit it. Most Percy Jackson fanfics are very, very flawed. I'm going to address these flaws to avoid bad stories and cliches!
Everything Wrong Book 1
TELL ME IF YOU WANT ANOTHER EVERYTHING WRONG BOOK OR SUGESTIONS!
When Percy sees Annabeth/Calypso sees Leo/ Jason sees Piper, the do intense makeout sessions in the middle of the hall, because teachers totally can't see them and everyone isn't grossed out. Our wonderful ships enjoy doing it in front of people that crush on them. How very kind, especially since the crush was so blatantly obvious.
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Can you see our cute, innocent, badass characters taking of each others clothing and sharing saliva? This exists! Yes it does! Hazel is from the 20s-30s and I can never see her wearing a crop top or even a bikini. Frank's grandmother was all about duty and honor, and I don't think she'd be proud of Frank having sex in it's greatest form.
Daughter/Son of Gaea/Kronos stories. When did Gaea or Kronos have the time to sleep with a mortal enough to have a kid? I don't know, maybe because leading a war with an army of almost uncontrollable demons is really easy. It's on my too do list. Get pregnant while leading a war of bloodthirsty demons--Must do! Mmhm. So easy, especially while the army is ready for battle and you're having pregnancy problems.
Everyone says Holy Hades. "Holy Hades! I dropped my phone!" "Holy Hades! That's a lot of monsters!" "Holy Hades! Natalie is the best person ever!" (duh) There are other things people in pjo say more that Holy Hades. They say "Aphrodite's girdle" "Hades's gym shorts" "Holy Hera" "Holy Hephaestus" "Styx!" If you only did that because you can't think of a random god/goddess's name and stick Holy behind it, then here's some. If you can't think of a random god/goddess's name, why do you call yourself a pjo fan?
