I'm on center stage grabbing the mic.
"HOW'S IT GOING SAN DIEGOOOOO!!!?"
Here comes that feeling in the air. I was just about to say, "My name is Rico Iglesias.", when something terrible happens. As I was walking to the other side of the stage, there was some lube from the sexual show last night on the floor. I guess the janitors missed the spot. Sadly, I slip on the left over lube and I started falling. I let go of the microphone and it fell right under my landing spot. Somehow, it managed to land on the pointy end, so when I fell, the pointy end of the microphone cut through my jeans, and my underwear, and got lodged in my butthole.
"OH MY GOD. SOMEONE HELP HIM.", yelled the crowd
I was in severe pain and I didn't know what to do. Next thing I know, I'm bleeding from my buttocks area.
I was in the crowd, ready to see what Rico was going to say then I heard a BOOM. I gazed up and saw Rico layin' on his ass. There was a puddle of blood and I thought that Rico was on his period. Then I noticed a microphone lodged in his buttocks when he got up. I rushed towards the stage to see what actually happened. When I tried getting there, Rico's fatass body guards blocked me off.
"LET ME GO NOW!!!.", I exclaimed.
"Sir, please stop, before we make you stop", said the bodyguards that look like they're wearing chubsuits.
"STAY IN THERE RICO." I yelled.
Later, an ambulance came to pick Rico up and to take him to the hospital. Before you know, Rico's butt blood is all over tv. And then, I get a call from someone unknown. I pick up hoping that it's not one of those damn prank callers, shoving hot dogs up his mouth. But then I hear the other guy on the line say, " Hello this is the Ellen Degeneres Show and we would like to have you and your friend Rico, the one who had the accident on our show."
AUTHORS NOTE: Hello children, I told you part 2 was coming. Special thanks to Nick for helping me make part 2. I'm hoping school is canceled today, but it probably won't be. Like always, I hope you enjoyed it, and please vote and comment. See you guys for part 3.