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Why Beer Is Better Then Women

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Why beer is better then woman....

1) Beer is always wet

2) Frigid beer is good beer

3) Beer never gets a headache

4) Beer always goes down easy

5) You can share the beer with your friends

6) You dont have to wine and dine beer

7) You can enjoy beer every day of the month all year long

8) You always know that you are the first one to pop that beer

9) You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good

10) You can have more then one beer and not feel guilty afterwards

11) Beer doesn't get jealous when you go and grab another beer

12) If you pour the beer right you'll always get a good head

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