1. I would have more interesting chores than dishes and vacuuming
2. I wouldn't be pressured to wear makeup
3. I would have a chance with Mitch Grassi and/or Scott Hoying
4. No more 'emotional' week of the month
Now being transgender may seem weird, but I would looovveeee to be a guy! Even for a day! It's so much simpler! Yeah yeah, erections, and shit, but come on, you know I'm right.
Lol transgender af me wrote this at 1AM XD