Not Crazy As Me

Thank you ushijima

There you were, awkwardly sitting at the dinning table with tendou's parents just looking at you.

"Uh-" you were going to talk until his parents cut you off.

"How long have you been dating my son?!"

"Have you done it?"

"Do you do drugs? Smoke?"

"What are you thinking of becoming?"

"Are you a good student-"

"MOM AND DAD STOP" tendou said embarrassedly.

"Please stop asking to many questions...it's overwhelming us" he says.

"Aw sorry son" they pat his head.

"But I have question l/n" tendou's mother said.

"Ask away" you smile at her.

"Are you using protection?!" She asks curiously.

"MOM" tendou blushes embarrassedly.

"I'm just joking" she laughs.

"How long have you two been dating?" His father asks.

"Um uh I-"

Tendou grabs your hand "we just started dating"

"My baby boy is all grown up" his mother cries.

"To be honest I thought he was gay. He's always around ushijima" his father said calmly.

"DAD C'MON STOP IT" He groans.

You sit back and try holding in your laughter.

"They're family is funny"

"Do you go to shiratorizawa l/n?" His mom asked.

"No. I go to sanjo" you say.

"You should've went to shiratorizawa" his mom says.

"........"

"Yeah" you awkwardly say.

"Where did you two meet at?"

"The internet" tendou says.

"Oooh tinder?" His mom winks.

"No? He accidentally messaged me" you say.

"Yeah, I thought her phone number was ushijima's" tendou rubs his neck embarrassed.

"We should thank ushijima, if it wasn't for him we wouldn't even know each other" you smile and hug him.

"Hm you're right" he hugs you back.

"Aw they are so cute. Remember when we were like that honey?" She looks at her husband.

"Who says we're still not like that?" he smiles.

You and tendous parents got along very well, they even told you embarrassing stories about tendou. Tendou's mom showed you a picture of him when he was a kid.

"PFFT TENDOU NOT THE BOLD CUT" you cover your mouth.

"Oh c'mon! I slayed the cut" he says.

"YOU LITERALLY LOOK LIKE THE BABY FROM ICE AGE I CAN'T-" You grab your stomach from laughter.

"Don't you dare compare me with the ice age baby" he crosses his arms.

"Or what?" You cross arms.

He then leans in your ear and whispers.

"Or you'll be screaming my name"

You blush madly and push him away.

"Oh! Forgot to mention. Y/n is staying over for the night" tendou puts on his innocent face.

"That's totally fine! L/n you can stay over whenever you want" his mom gives you a big smile.

"Thank you very much" you bow.

"Anything for my baby's girlfriend" his mom says.

"Y/n will be staying in my room" tendou says.

"Nope! L/n is going to stay with me!" Tendou's mom says.

"Boys stay with boys and girls stay with girls" his mom crosses her arms.

"But mom-"

"Don't mom me! I said what I said" she states.

"Fine" he sulks.

"Don't worry y/n~ we can do it next time~" he whispers as he pecks your cheek. He then gets up and heads to his room.

"I- your son is interesting" you say.

"We know" his parents smile.

"Anyways l/n I'll show you to my room" tendou's mom says.

"Wait where am I going to sleep" tendou's father whines.

"Either you pick the couch or tendou's room" she gives him a creepy smile.

"I'll go w-with the c-couch" he nervously smiles.

"Good! Now l/n please follow me to our room" she grabs your arm.

You follow her to the room.

"L/n you can sleep on the bed and I'll sleep on the floor"

"Please don't. The floor is good enough" you wave your hands.

"Are you sure honey?" She asks.

"I'm a hundred percent sure" you say.

"And please call me y/n" you smile.

"Okay! We should get to sleeping it's getting really late" she claps her hands.

Tendou's mom gives you some blankets and pillows, you thank her and try to sleep.

Ding

You turn around and turn on your phone.

1:38a.m.

Hubby 😍: goodnight y/n :D

Baddie 😈: goodnight satori 💗

Baki baki 💃

Edit- LMAOJSJSJAJAK I USED THE WRONG PLOTLINE

I am now ✨embarrassed✨

But I fixed it now :)

So some of you will never know what was the mistake 😈

And if you saw the mistake
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