We got to the flat and I ran in screaming,
"HONEY, I'M HOME!"
"That's my line." Louis whined.
"Not any more." I sang happily.
"Meany head." He mumbled.
"Yes, you are."
"No, you're a meany head."
"Yes yo- AHHHHH!" I screamed the last part. Harry had snuck up and grabbed me, thrown me over his shoulder, and ran.
"HARRY, YOU D1CK! PUT ME DOWN!"
"Okay!" He dropped me.
"Owww, not like that!" I groaned. I sat up and realized I was in his room. He stood by the door, blocking my exit. He looked at me innocently.
"You said to put you down."
"Not like that."
"You never specified how to put you down."
" bloody dirty b@stard, with his bloody fancy words. Now I have a bloody headache." I moaned.
"Do you need to go to the hospital?"
"Yes. In a month and 17 days." I said proudly.
"Smart @ss." He muttered.
"Why did you kidnap me?" I asked blankly.
"I didn't kidnap you." He said, confused.
"You took me someplace against my will, which is called kidnapping."
"That's my name, don't wear it out!" I sang.
I shut up. He used me name. He never uses my name. Even though it's my name...
"Why are you acting weird?"
"What are you talking about?" I chuckled nervously.
"You're overly happy, you're being funny, and you didn't kick me in the balls." He said matter-of factly.
Yes, I was doing those things. Well, except the last one. That would be funny though. See, my stomach hurts a lot, and my body's in a lot of pain, so I cover it up by acting weird. It usually works.
Not this time.
"It hurts, Harry. My mum, my dad, and soon I'm gonna be dead! It hurts, my body and my heart."
He envelopes me in a hug.
"I know, I know love. Do you want me to call Zayn?"
I rubbed my ear ruefully. "Geez Harry, I'm right here."
"WHY!?" Zayn called up.
"ALEX NEEDS YOU!"
"IF YOU BROKE MY GIRLFRIEND, HARRY I'LL BREAK YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FACE!" He screamed, running up.
Geez, violent much? Zayn burst in, swearing under his breath.
"What did you do to her, Harry?"
"You sound like I can't beat Harry up." I chuckled.
"Yeah! Wait, you can't beat me up! You're a girl!" Harry protests.
"First off, YOU'RE A SEXIST! Second off ONLY JIMMY CAN PROTEST! And third off YEAH I CAN!" I said/screamed.
"Am not! That's Lou's line! And no you can't!" He argued.
"Oh, don't mind me. Just standing here awkwardly while my best mate hugs/argues with my girlfriend." Zayn said.
I laugh and hold out my arms. "C'mere you."
He laughed and wrapped his arms around me.
"So, have you done IT?" Harry wiggles his eyebrows.
"Get out, Harry!" Me and Zayn say in sync.
"This is my room!" Harry protests.
"Fine, we'll be leaving then." I said. I grabbed Zayn and dragged him into the living room.
"Which one?" I held up different movies.
"Paranormal Activity 3."
"YAY! I love you even more now!" I grinned. I popped it in and cuddled next to Zayn.
"You mean you didn't love me before?" He protests.
"Hush, movie time."
*********END OF MOVIE***********
"That. Was. Awesome!" I yelled, grinning.
"It was." Zayn agreed.
I yawned. "I'm tired."
"Me too." He picked me up and carried me to his room. I looked at the clock. 10:30. Why am I tired so early!? Zayn tossed me some sweats and a t-shirt and I changed. We cuddled up in bed. I buried my head in his shirt.
"G'night, Zayn." I yawned.
"G'night, Alex. Love you."
"Love you too." And with that, I fell into a deep, dreamless sleep.
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