"Class, class - please. Just be quiet for the last five minutes so I can explain your next assignment."
"But if we don't shut up, you won't be able to tell us and then we don't have to do it."
The class laughs as Mr. Beckett points his finger at the distraction, "Brody, one more outburst from you and you're going to miss the game this Friday night for serving detention."
The boy sinks lower in his seat, mumbling to himself, "It's Kirsch."
"Anyway, the assignment: you'll first be put into pairs. Instead of having to hear you whine about selections I'll just have you choose them yourself."
The students whisper to each other as he bends down to grab something from underneath his desk, a small grunt echoed throughout the class as he stands up and drops a large bag of flour onto the tabletop.
"I present to you: a baby," he wipes his hands together to get rid of the excess flour, "Not just any baby, but your baby."
There's a scoff from the back of the class from Carmilla, but he ignores it. She's very bright but sometimes like a toddler - it's best to just ignore the outbursts and not give them any attention.
"Once your pair picks up your flour baby, you will be responsible for your new bundle of joy,"-an actual groan from Carmilla this time, a few giggles from Laura and LaFontaine, and a shh from Perry-"for a whole week. You and your partner will need to be attached at the hip for this, so choose wisely."
Danny raises her hand and he waves it off, "Wait until I finish explaining for questions."
"But what about those of us that have extracurriculars? To try and sync our schedules may be too hard."
"Which is why I said choose wisely. Listen, this needs to replicate real life as much as possible-"
"So you want us to blame the sack for all the things that went wrong in our life?"
"Miss Karnstein," the class falls silent, aside from the tap of Carmilla's pen against her desk. He blows out a long breath, "Come to my desk after class."
There's a chorus of ooo's before Carmilla bites out, "Grow up, losers," and goes back to scribbling in her notebook.
He sighs - it's been too long of a day and it's only almost half past two. He rubs at his forehead and gestures to the pile of papers on his desk, "Just come and grab the rubric. Once you have a partner, come write your pairs down on the sign-up sheet and grab your bag of flour."
He sits down and watches the students begin to circulate the classroom, not looking forward to the conversation he's about to have with Carmilla.
(Is it too early for him to book his yearly vacation?)
Laura watches as Carmilla stands at Mr. Beckett's desk, expression never changing from the perfect mix of quiet apathy and genuine disdain. She resists the urge to eavesdrop and instead scans the room for potential partners.
Perry and LaFontaine are out for obvious reasons. Her eyes fall on Danny and she considers it, but she did make a good point about being too busy and she doesn't want her mark to be compromised.
Her eyes gravitate back to Carmilla, who has now moved from apathetic disdain to hateful brooding. Laura drops her eyes to the paper in front of her at Carmilla's sudden turn back towards her desk.
Laura lifts her head after a few seconds to get a better look and is suddenly met with a very tall, very excited boy in front of her.
"Hey! So, you wanna have a baby together or something?"
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/2714312/ Carmilla HSAU, or the one with GSA co-captains LaFontaine and Perry, puppy quarterback Kirsch, track team captain Danny, broody teenager Carmilla and Laura who is about to find out she is not as heterosexual...