August 5th - Captain Sarcastic

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CaptainSarcastic101

Not only is Captain Sarcastic an artistic person, but she's also quite the sarcastic pirate if you ask me! A multiple genre author, and wonderful storyteller, her characters will keep you glued to the pages. All joking aside. I hope you'll help support one of August's authors. Now walk the plank and turn the page! 

Captain Sarcastic currently has 10 works on Wattpad.

About Captain Sarcastic:

Likes:

Writing cliffhangers
Fantasy
Anime/Manga
Pirates/Steampunk
Writing the Night Rider
Sarcasm
Doctor Who
Sherlock (seasons 1 + 2)
Marvel
Harry Potter
Books in general
Hats
Chocolate
Animation
Music
Too many fandoms (feel free to ask which ones)
Playing the Alto Saxophone
Spoons
Plushies

Dislikes:

Kraken
Romance
Reading Requests
Haters/Supernewbs
Sarcasm Used Incorrectly
Cliche Plotlines
Waiting
Most Vegetables
Socks
Annoying People
Bad Updates/Formats
Deadlines
Migraines
Smartasses
Twattpad Glitches
Water
Being Mistaken For A Dude
Running

Some of Captain Sarcastic's works:

The Night RiderThe world of Para Dormus is a complicated place full of dragons, demons, magic and mystery

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The Night RiderThe world of Para Dormus is a complicated place full of dragons, demons, magic and mystery. No one knows that more than Nivara Cross. Burdened with a grimoire barely powerful enough to hide with mist magic, Nivara longs to help her fellow Traited who struggle with the same fate. But she is powerless to help.Tasked instead with locating an unusual, black grimoire, truths get tangled together as Nivara struggles to hide her past and her power from those attempting to replace her. With more and more Traited trying to find the lost grimoire of the Night Rider, she has no choice but to involve Hawkins, an unsuspecting detective with an unusual Trait of his own.As their goals drift apart and the separation proves more than necessary, Nivara realizes a much bigger threat faces them. A deadly necromancer's plan is threatening to disrupt the peace from beyond the grave.Can secrets remain hidden and the black grimoire's power be stopped? Or are Hawkins and Nivara too late?

Can secrets remain hidden and the black grimoire's power be stopped? Or are Hawkins and Nivara too late?

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Nightspun

With a dream in tatters and another soon to follow suit, Sybil Nightspun still longs for the storytelling days of her apprenticeship. Once a promising Nightspun initiate, now a soil tilling Outcropper she spends her days breaking shovels, resenting her mother and avoiding the High Suncaster's wrath.But with fields to plough and Sunspell to keep in check her dreams of old and new come crashing down when her faithful jackalope familiar Dewdrop stirs up more than just tall tales from long ago.Can Sybil overcome her families bloodline or will it change more than just her dream?

Can Sybil overcome her families bloodline or will it change more than just her dream?

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Captain Critiques

When it comes to reviews, I'm probably as harsh as the hellhole most story ideas crawl out of. I'm blunt, sarcasic, to the point and I know what I like in a story. As you can probably guess, you don't wanna take my advice if your like an overprotective mother about your story. Who am I kidding, EVERYONE is like that about their stories.But, if you could find the courage to pry the story out of your cold, crabby hands so I can give my brutally honest opinion then be my guest. Just don't try and start a fight once I provide it. You DON'T wanna fight a pirate.

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