Undertale React

Chapter Three

"nothin', sorry to wake ya," Sans replied as he sent Undyne and Alphys 'don't you dare tell him' glares.

"Ok, could none of you guys sleep?" Asgore asked in his normal friendly tone.

"Nah, and we woke these two up when I dropped a glass," Undyne explained.

"Oh, I see," Asgore said. 

"what's the time anyway?" Sans asked

Alphys pulled out her phone, "3:30."

"so, any of you got any good jokes?" Sans asked.

"Y-Yes, actually, h-here goes, what has the chemical composition 'hijklmno'? Water!" Alphys said. There was silence for a second before Sans spat out some of his drink in laughter.

"I don't get it?" Undyne stated as Sans was dying of laughter.

"I-It's a science joke, I uh- didn't think anyone would get it," Alphys stated.

"i got one, what do you do with a sick chemist? well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium." Sans said and this time it was Alphys who burst out laughing.

"I didn't know you were good at science, Sans," Asgore stated.

"eh, it gives me another subject to tell puns on. i'm pretty good atom but most of the good ones argon," Sans replied and Alphys burst out laughing again.

"Those are t-terrible," Alphys laughed.

"they're better than my chemistry puns, they get no reaction," Sans punned and Alphys continued laughing.

"SANS! I DON'T EVEN GET YOUR HORRID PUNS AND THEY WOKE ME UP!" Papyrus exclaimed as he came into the room and sat next to his brother.

"come on bro you need a funny bone," Sans stated as he laughed at his brothers reaction.

"BROTHER! NO!" Papyrus complained.

"H-Hey Sans, I'd tell a joke about sodium but Na," Alphys punned.

"good one al," Sans laughed at her joke.

"NOT YOU TOO ALPHYS!" Papyrus whined.

"Papyrus, when did your brother become a such a dork!" Undyne laughed.

"HE'S ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS, IT'S HORRIBLE!" Papyrus exclaimed.

"aw come on, ya love me," Sans stated with a cheeky grin.

"YES, YOU ARE MY BROTHER, BUT I HATE YOUR PUNS," Papyrus replied.

~7:00~

Everyone was up now and were just having breakfast.

"MYSTERIOUS VOICE, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO TODAY?" Papyrus asked the ceiling and although this would normally be considered weird, it wasn't in this situation.

"You have to reactions after lunch, Sans and Undyne also need to have their sparring match before hand." The voice over the loudspeaker replied.

"Yeah! I almost forgot about that! I'm gonna go find a sparring room!" Undyne exclaimed as she ran out of the kitchen.

"yay, exercise," Sans sarcastically said.

"Come on, let's be honest, Trashbag, you're not actually gonna fight properly, you'll just find a to be your annoying self," Flowey laughed.

Sans just replied by winking at Flowey and putting his finger to his mouth in a shushing motion which caused Flowey to groan.

 "COME ON BROTHER, LET'S GO!" Papyrus exclaimed as he picked up his brother and ran to where Undyne was.