(A/N: Requested by MetroMina. But seriously I have no idea what I'm about to write xD)
Shuichi's P.O.V
My name is Shuichi Emo Fucker Cryhara. And I am the Ultimate My-Chemical-Romance-Fan gay. I live outside a house inside the Earth with my 50 friends, Ultimate Dog 1 - 9000.
One day when I was walking my way out of the Earth's poop hole, Satan decided to pay me a visit.
"Neigh-heigh-heigh (A/N: Yes a 🐴) I'm Cockatoekichi Oofouma and I am Satan and Satan says you ate gone doyayie.!" The devil cackled.
"LEAVE ME ALONE I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE! BEGONE SEX TOY REJECT!" I whispered.
"Okay I'll just burn a forest then wanna see?" He answered.
"Yes that would be nice, I'll bring some mallowmarshes." I questioned.
"Do you mean marshmallows?"
"WhatTheFuckIsAFuckingMarshmallowThatSoundsLikeABrokenKazooThatIsActuallyAFuckingDildoSexToy" I said.
"..."
"WHAT YA WAITING FOR YOU ROASTED BARBECUE RAT!? GET BURNING SOME ASSES!" I yell.
Satan did not burn a forest but instead burned the whole world instead. I watched all of my friends turn into fried Ludenburgers and me and the cockichi fucked eachother.
(A/N: I even made myself laugh 😂😂😂 I can't believe I made this chapter 😂😂😂 I'll just go ahead and die laughing for now xD)
Word Count: 219
(February 6, 2023 A/N: Wtf did I write-- 💀 IDK IF I SHOULD LAUGH, CRINGE, OR CRY *WHEEZE* 😭😭😭 This feels like a fever dream 👹)
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