Some memes

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As you guys know, I'm sick af, so don't judge too harshly 

some explanation 

-My friend and I are introverts

-the extroverts to adopt us would probably be Iida and Bakugo

-Bakugo gets Brax, and Iida snatches me

-My quirk allows me to sing and lift non-living things/bring them to life. How high they go is based on the frequency. Drawbacks are that I can't use it for too long or I lose my voice, and that if I can't see the object I can't move it.

-Brax's is similar to Sato's, but his is fueled by anger. He's basically hulk but less ugly. Drawbacks are it takes a l o t of energy. He drinks like 7 monsters a day.

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"Nico it is highly against the rules to-" Iida waved his arms around rapidly in chopping motions, his speaking cut off by the much shorter teen in front of him.

"Where in the rules does it say I cannot release exactly 34 geese into the school hallways?" Nico asks, gently lowering the crate with the deactivation of his quirk. 

"I-" Iida tries to think, pushing his glasses up on the bridge of his nose.

"Exactly." Nico says, resuming singing and carrying the crate full of geese.

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"Aizawa sensei please tell me where Bakugo is." Braxton enters the room, his previously baggy hoodie now filled out and pants torn in the thighs. 

"Why- Oh. I last saw him with Nico." Aizawa says, sighing with exhaustion, taking another glance at the singed chest binder in the teenager's hand. "You better be binding safely." 

"I am." Braxton says, walking out of the room and struggling to make it through the door because of his absolute mass. 

"Hey Neeks, you know where Bakugo is?" He asks, glancing at his friend who was sitting curled up next to Iida on the couch, reading over his shoulder and humming. "Also where did the coffee table to?"

Nico glanced up, spotting the burnt binder and looked up to Bakugo, "You're dead meat now." He says, dropping both the Pomeranian man and the table. 

"Nico yOU CAN'T-"

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"Well we are in quite the pickle, huh Bee?" Nico glances over to his friend, having gotten his hands free by humming and gag removed with his newly free hands. Brax had simply activated his quirk when he was being captured and slipped out of the bonds when he went back to his normal size.

"Yeah I'd say we are, Nee." Brax nods, confirming his friend's statement. "Wanna insult them?" 

"I thought you'd never ask." Nico grins.

"Hey crusty." Brax says, looking Shigaraki in the eyes and throwing an entire tub of Vaseline at him. "You need this more than I do."

"Someone left you in the oven too long." Nico says, pointing to the cerulean eyed male. "You look like a burnt chicken nugget."

"You look crazier than everyone I've dated combined. Maybe less horny though." Brax looks at Toga, grinning. She smiled right back and giggled.

"Can we keep them?" Toga giggles, "I wanna see their blood."

"Well I'm on my-" Nico started, only to get cut off.

"God, no." Dabi growls.

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"Shut your porcupine ass up." Nico sighed, tired of Bakugo screaming while he was trying to vibe.

"FIGHT ME THEN, YOU HAG!" Bakugo shouted, explosions crackling in his palm as he glared at the brown haired male, who was just trying to read.

"Puh-lease I'd get aids just from looking at your gay ass." Nico snorted, not even looking up.

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"Nico why are you crying?"

"All Might Scares Me"

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That's all I got, lads. Enjoy existance

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