Boyf riends Oneshots [discontinued until further notice]

Incorrect quote type thing

So I saw this thing and was inspired

(Time signature for what this is is 16:24, video Is above)

*Micheal is sitting on the edge of a roof with a sandwich* (don't worry)

*jake is walking on the sidewalk towards the building he's on*

Micheal: Hey Jake

Jake: Micheal? What are you doing?

Micheal: I'm just, y'know

Jake: oh my goodness are you gonna- no man don't

Micheal: Nope, I'm just having

Jake: You have so much to live fir, don't, dint do it

*rich starts coming*

Rich: hey hey hey hey, is everything okay dude?

Jake: It's Micheal

Micheal: listen, I'm not I'm just sitting here man

Rich: Micheal, no no no no no Micheal listen stop what you're doing and you don't have to do this Micheal, listen you are a beautiful beautiful man Micheal Stop, just stop Micheal please

Micheal: thank you but listen rich I'm fine nothing is happening

*jereny comes along the sidewalk*

Jeremy: Honey? Oh my gosh Christine this is happening. Okay sweetie I love you please don't do this

Micheal: I'm not doing anything honey

Jeremy: if this is because I spent 401 dollars on a Squip junior year, I am so sorry

Micheal: I was aware of that

Jeremy: I know but it's no reason to do this

Micheal: I'm not doing anything

Jake: don't you say that you're doing something, what about your job?

Rich: ya what about your car huh?

*pan to super fancy new car*

Micheal: that's not my car it's that one

*pan to an old beat up PT cruiser*

Rich:I can see why he's starting to do this

Micheal: I heard that

Rich: see, I mean your hearing is amazing

Jake: 2020 hearing

*mrs. Mell Uno drives up in car*

Mom: Honey? Honey Micheal oh my sweet baby

Micheal: mom?

*she grabs a megaphone*

Mom: don't do this to me I couldn't bear it

Micheal: why are you here you live in Chicago?

Mom: I came as soon as I heard

Micheal: heard from who?

*pan to Jenna standing behind Micheal*

Jenna: oh sorry Micheal that was me I've been live tweeting this whole thing

Mom: Please Micheal I know I wasn't the greatest mother

Micheal: you're a wonderful mother

Mom: no I'm not remember your pen pal in high school Kenny?

Micheal: ya

Mom: that was me

Micheal: what?

Mom: I wanted to make you feel good about yourself  and I knew you didn't have any friends like at all

Micheal: mom please

Mom: And remember when you told Kenny you loved him? I knew I had to stop writing you cause it was pretty weird but I talked to a therapist and he said it's perfectly normal fir a son to feel that way about his mother

Micheal: mom please

Jenna: my Twitter is blowing up I'm getting so many re-tweets

Micheal: would you all please stop look I'm fine, at least I was until you all cane here

Jeremy: don't do this Micheal

Mom: don't do it

Micheal: I'm not doing anything I'm just eating a sandwich

Jake: that's what we're talking about don't eat the Arby's it's not worth it

Mom: we could go on a mother son outing

Micheal: you're right

*sighs of relief all around*

Have this because I'm being lazy with new original content