Cultural osmosis is an interesting thing. I have this library of pop culture I can draw from and understand references to even though I haven't interacted directly with that specific piece of pop culture. I have never seen Die Hard but if someone references Carl Winslow shooting a kid, I understand both of the references. (I have, however, seen every episode of Family Matters – even the bullshit ones that were on CBS. You know, the ones where Steve Urkel goes into space and then comes back to marry Laura – the girl he has been harassing for most of their lives.)
And that was the thing about Night of the Living Dummy – as I was reading it, I knew that Slappy has become the main antagonist in subsequent Dummy books. I spent the whole book noticing that 1) it's more like nights of the living dummy and 2) Slappy is just as much a threat, if not more so than Mr. Wood. It's time for a classic Goosebumps tale about twins, dummies, and competition.
Kris and Lindy are twins who seem to hate each other. One has short hair, one has a side ponytail. Other than that, they look identical. Even though they look similar, they are still two different people, but their parents also treat them as identical people. They are expected to play together and, as we later see, their parents don't make an effort to have them distinguish themselves from the other or actively encourage them to partake in identical activities.
Their mother forces both of them to go outside and play, taking Lindy away from the book she was reading. Was it only our generation had parents that actively didn't want us reading books? My father was different, though. He was a bookworm and I spent most of my childhood reading books and taking weekly trips to the library while other kids had parents who told them to go outside and play sports or whatever. I saw a study that said , so it makes sense that they would chastise us for reading too much. One time when I was a kid and I tried to check out a stack of books from the library and my father said that the library only allowed people to check out three at a time. I don't think he was trying to curb my reading; I was a kid who walked up the counter with fifteen books and my father didn't think that I could read all of them or keep track of them to return them to the library.
The girls don't go to the library after they are kicked out. Instead, they go to the house that is under construction next door. In the dumpster, they find a dummy.
Lindy held the dummy up and examined his back, looking for the string to pull to make his mouth move. "I am a real kid!" Lindy made him say. She was speaking in a high-pitched voice through gritted teeth, trying not to move her lips.
"Dumb," Kris said, rolling her eyes.
"I am not dumb. You're dumb!" Lindy made the dummy say in a high, squeaky voice. When she pulled the string in his back, the wooden lips moved up and down, clicking as they moved. She moved her hand up his back and found the control to make his painted eyes shift from side to side.
"He's probably filled with bugs," Kris said, making a disgusted voice. "Throw him back, Lindy."
"No way," Lindy inisted, rubbing her hand tenderly over the dummy's wooden hair. "I'm keeping him."
"She's keeping me," she made the dummy say.
"But what are you going to do with this dummy?" Kris demanded.
"I don't know. Maybe I'll work up an act," Lindy said thoughtfully, shifting Slappy [the dummy] to her other arm. "I'll bet I could earn some money with him. You know. Appear at kids' birthday parties. Put on shows."
"Happy birthday!" she made Slappy declare. "Hand over some money!"
Kris didn't laugh.
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Rereading My Childhood: GoosebumpsNon-Fiction
Come with me as I reread my introduction into horror.