Not Crazy As Me

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5:23p.m.

Chicken tenders: we should meet sometime 👉👈

Minecraft gf: no💖

Chicken tenders: whyyyyy :(((

Minecraft gf: just ✨no✨

Chicken tenders: chicken >:(

Minecraft gf: i am not chicken >:(

Chicken tenders: if we can't meet then can we FaceTime?

Minecraft gf: uhhhhhh idk man....

Chicken tenders: please I'm really boorrrreeddd

Minecraft gf: don't you have friends?

Chicken tenders: I do but I'd rather talk to you :))))

Minecraft gf: fine but I'm warning you

Minecraft gf: I have VERY loud friends

Chicken tenders: that's fine with me

Chicken tenders has started a call
             (Accept or decline?)

You looked at your two friends "I swear if any of yell when I answer, I will literally never talk to any of you EVER" you glare at them. They both gulped and nodded.

"H-Hey?" You stuttered as you looked at tendou's face.

"Hey, you look nice" tendou chirped.

"Thanks, you look nice too" you smile.

"HEY Y/N PASS THE CONDOMS" one of your friends yelled while the other one faked moaned.

"JESSY- I SWEAR TO FUCKING- hold on tendou" you look at your friends and start running towards them.

"Y/N FORGIVE US. I SWEAR IT WAS ALL DEANNA'S IDEA" they ran away from you.

You ran out of breath, they were already far away.

"You there y/n?" Tendou asked as he was at staring at black screen.

"Y-Yeah. Sorry about that" you chuckled embarrassedly.

"It's fine" he laughed.

"So how's your day so far?" Tendou started a conversation.

You both talked about life. Most of the time you both were talking about how pineapple on pizza was disgusting. The conversation lasted for two hours. Eventually it had to end.

"I have to got. I enjoyed our conversation" you smile widely.

"Me too! We should do this another time" he smiled.

"Of course. Bye satori" you wave your hand at the camera, you hang up.

Tendou blushed and shoved his face onto his pillow.

"Bye y/n" he thought as he eternally was screaming in his head.

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1:12p.m.

Minecraft gf: hey 😜

Chicken tenders: Hey :)

Minecraft gf: watcha doin 😘

Chicken tenders: I'm doing good...

Minecraft gf: that's great 😝

Chicken tenders: are you okay?

Minecraft gf: I'm doing fabulous 🥴

Chicken tenders: uh okay?.....

Minecraft gf: so your tendou right?

Chicken tenders: well yeah?

Chicken tenders: we've been talking for weeks

Minecraft gf: oops 🙈

Minecraft gf: I was pranking ya lol

Chicken tenders: can we ft?

Minecraft gf: now?!

Chicken tenders: yeah

Minecraft gf: well I gotta go

Minecraft gf: bye ✌️😗

Tendou cringed at the messages you sent him. Something was very off with the messages you sent him. Tendou felt his phone vibrate, he unlocked it. It was a another message from you.

Minecraft gf: sorry someone took my phone.

Chicken tenders: how dare they  >:(

Minecraft gf: yeah.

Chicken tenders: so who was it?

Minecraft gf: my friends.

Chicken tenders: are you okay?

Minecraft gf: yes. Why?

Chicken tenders: well first of all you barley use periods

Chicken tenders: and second of all your texts seem dry

Minecraft gf: oh ok.

Minecraft gf: I need to go. Bye tendou.

Tendou pouted.

"We were supposed to face time today" tendou sulked.

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