STAY MINE // Harry Styles

Boyfriend/Girlfriend Tag

I did an interview for the Flatmate series so I thought the MG babies deserved something too :D

Harry: Hi! I'm Harry and this is my wife, Bambi–

Thea: That's not my name.

Harry: We're here to answer questions about our relationship to show her dad that our marriage isn't a bad idea.

Thea: Hi, Dad.

(Harry whips his head around, his face pallid, and Thea bursts out laughing)

Harry: You need to stop doing that!

Thea: Anyway! (yanks the piece of paper from his hands) Let's begin!

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Question 1: Who is my celebrity crush?

Harry: Thea's got so many. She's cheating on all of them with me.

Thea: Biggest celebrity crush then.

Harry: Easy. Yours is Leonardo DiCaprio. (to the camera) She cried watching Django Unchained because Leo cut his hand on set but kept on acting.

Thea: Not true!

Harry: You did cry! You wouldn't even let me touch you!

Thea: (rolls her eyes) I mean, yes, I cried, but Leo's not my biggest celebrity crush.

Harry: You literally said that if you could vote for the Oscars' winners, you would've picked Leo over me. (to the camera) Yes, I was in the same category as Leonardo DiCaprio.

Thea: (to the camera) I never said that, because Leo would've still won without my vote.

Harry: (gasps) TRAITOR!

Thea: But no, babe, (clasps his shoulder) my biggest celebrity crush is...you.

Harry: (places both hands on his heart) Aww, really?

Thea: Yes

Harry: (tv host's voice) AND THE OSCAR GOES TO– (points at Thea, she smacks his hand away, he laughs) Anyway, who's my biggest celebrity crush?

Thea: Ruby Ellis.

(Harry stares at her. She stares back, trying to keep a straight face.)

Harry: (tilts his head) Bambi, come on.

Thea: Okay, sorry, (smiles) Rihanna.

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Question 2: Where is the most public place we have had sex?

(Both sigh, look at each other, then laugh)

Harry: Everywhere?

(Thea slaps him on the arm)

Harry: (to the camera) Every sex question is her picks by the way.

Thea: Answer the question, please.

Harry: Why don't you answer it first?

Thea: Niall's listening party.

Harry: Wait, we had sex at Niall's listening party?

Thea: Yeah, we did, we went to the bathroom–

Harry: (speaks at the same time she's speaking) Did you have sex with someone who looked like me?