WHY ARE YOU GAYE????????????
HELLO HOES, can i call yall that? my hoes?
Aite so BOOM my friends and i do zoom/videocalls right? And today. while we were calling, we're calling rn as im writing this shit teehee, i decided that we should search for fanfics of the weirdest people thinkable. I know, i know, such a ME thing. Back to the story, so we're searching and shit and my other friend's like WE SHOULD SEARCH FOR SPONGEBOB FANFICS. I was like aite hoe im with the shits. so we ended up searching for spongebob fanfics and CHILE. when I tell yall i was SHOOK. I was flabberghasted, my body left my soul. YES MY BODY LEFT MY SOUL NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. then that hoe came back and allowed my soul re-entrance but that shit was shocking even for me.
And then we decided to read on. Mind you my other friend, one of our mom friends, was staring at us with the whole dissaproving look black moms give you
BUT YALL, SPONGEBOB SMUT WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHO THE FUCKKKKKKKKK
I WAS CRYIN BRUH.
HOES IS OUT HERE WRITING WHOLE ASS SMUTS ABOUT SPONGEBOB.
the thing that hurt me tho, we just-
we kept on reading my nigga, we finished the WHOLE 5 chapter book bro. i'm just wow, please do NOT search spongebob smut OR fanfics
I was reading this so yall didnt have to, but do head over there sometime when you're free.
anyways that was it. i'm sorry if this shit is so out of order. i couldn't focus cause my hoe ass friends kept roasting me or talking about they irrelevant ass selves. imma see yall in the next episode of my bullshit. stay tuned. leave a comment or multiple commentS ion mind yall blowing up my notifs. im lonely in this bitch.
Yall want me to tag my friends???
in case no one has told you yet today,
imma see yall there or maybe not cause i be laughing at people getting hit by cars and shit
YOU ARE READING
so no one said to do this but i WILL. BECAUSE ZERO FUCKS WERE GIVEN ( i actually do care, pls dont make me cry by not commenting. idc if yall vote so suck itttttttttttt.