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{Watch the video on the side/top bc its just so cute and amazing, I COULD LISTEN TO THIS BEAUTIFUL VOICE FOREVER! Sorry i just.. had a fangirl attack.}

AshtonIrwin: so tell me kathleen

AshtonIrwin: whats ur real last name

KathyOfficial: why do you mind?

KathyOfficial: oh wait

KathyOfficial: do you want to stalk me and send me some cute presents?

AshtonIrwin: of course

AshtonIrwin: thats absolutely what im up to

KathyOfficial: no srsly why?

AshtonIrwin: just curious

KathyOfficial: o'connor

AshtonIrwin: sure u are from america

KathyOfficial: yes manhattan seems like america

KathyOfficial: oh damn

KathyOfficial: you can stalk me

AshtonIrwin: i wont

AshtonIrwin: promise.

KathyOfficial: right

KathyOfficial: i could blackmail you with the dick pic

AshtonIrwin: wtf

AshtonIrwin: you devil thing

KathyOfficial: that was rude.

AshtonIrwin: it wasnt

AshtonIrwin: dont act like youre a lady

KathyOfficial: i am!

AshtonIrwin: absolutely not

AshtonIrwin: youre a pretty and talented daughter of a pastor who is horny as fuck and keeps nudes of ashton irwin

KathyOfficial: bad day?

AshtonIrwin: yes

AshtonIrwin: my girlfriend broke up with me

KathyOfficial: you had a girlfriend?

KathyOfficial: who would date you?

KathyOfficial: sorry that was very cheeky

KathyOfficial: and insensitive

AshtonIrwin: she saw that i sent you a dick pic and she was upset that i wasnt sending her nudes

KathyOfficial: i bet your girlfriend was your friend

KathyOfficial: you know

KathyOfficial: luke

AshtonIrwin: what the fuck.

AshtonIrwin: after sending you a dick pic youre really convinced that im gay?!

KathyOfficial: i guess

AshtonIrwin: what is wrong with you?!

KathyOfficial: pretty good question

AshtonIrwin: after telling you that youre pretty and talented you think im gay?!

KathyOfficial: what

KathyOfficial: you mean after waking me up at 2 a.m and telling me youre sexy naughty and bitchy I think youre gay.

AshtonIrwin: it was luke!

KathyOfficial: see.

KathyOfficial: what if

KathyOfficial: luke loves you

AshtonIrwin: he doesnt! He likes boobs

AshtonIrwin: im going offline this shit is enough for me

KathyOfficial: sorry

KathyOfficial: i was annoying again, wasnt i

AshtonIrwin: nah.

AshtonIrwin: i just feel a bit injured

AshtonIrwin: BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME

AshtonIrwin: WHAT TELLS YOU I AM NOT GAY

KathyOfficial: sure whatever.

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